ProSarcastinate ☁️

A dumb person. Psycologically inadapt and non-functional

[sidekins 👀 @getsidekins]

every Mac app wants to be productive. we made one that also walks over to your friend's screen and waves.

sidekins: a little pixel character for your desktop. it does errands, dresses up as anyone, and visits the people you add. free for Mac: https://t.co/Qy2KVe0kQY

[sidekins 👀 @getsidekins]

your friend's sidekin just walked onto your screen to say hi. you didn't invite it. this is normal now.

free for Mac: https://t.co/h7Jb5R2z19

[sidekins 👀 @getsidekins]

we're tiny pixel people. we live on your Mac. we knock on your friends' screens and pop in to say hi. we also do your errands so it's fine.

come meet us: https://t.co/h7Jb5R2z19

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Fuck looksmaxxing, hardmaxxing, gymmaxxing.. I want joymaxxing

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Why is my mom attacking me first thing in the morning 😭

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Don't wanna gatekeep. This is just 3km away from the Marathahalli waterfall

[Barbie @icedpourover]

Bangalore’s hidden gem

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Who called it Claude and not C-Laude

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Explaining F1 to my friend who somehow got tickets 🤦‍♂️

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Yup men are bad at taking hints

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Whenever you spell T-R-A-F-F-I-C, the U-R-FCKD is silent

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Toote huye dil se hi glow up nikalta hai
Jab dil ki lagti hai na, tukde tukde hote hai
Tab aata hai glowup
- Khatana bhai, Rockstar

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Got so bored, started to chat with random people on reddit, and my social battery ran out.
Now, I'm out here like - 'Okay zhandu-baam-639 tumhare ghar me bhi gate kholne par chuuu ki awaaz aati hai kya?'

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

I can fix her!! 🧩⌛

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Was in bottom 5 of my class. New girl joins in grade 6 - super pretty, super studious, only talked to toppers. Started studying just to talk to her. 2 years later, I am top 5. Yes, we became good friends, and we talked - a lot

[kaav @kaavyya]

the easiest way to learn a new subject is to be romantically involved with someone who is already highly interested in it

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

@earthlykisssed Slayyyy

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Brooo!! bangalore needs to chill down!! 😭😭

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

I think I just met the ultimate boss of voice notes 🥹

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Based

[‎Wojak Codes @wojakcodes]

You were not a "gifted" kid just because you scored over 90% in high school.

Most of your peers were not serious enough at that age.

You can't make an academic comeback now because the things are not so easy anymore.

If you were truly gifted, you wouldn't be so miserable now.

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Soooooooooo, the relationship did not work out, but it was still worth it.

[ProSarcastinate ☁️ @bhumijgupta]

Going to bangalore airport tomorrow to pick her up. I don't think I can do anything more romantic than that

[Atharva Kharbade @athrvakhrbde]

The world's too harsh of a place for someone who was raised by these people.