bianca

she/they | 27 | i can crack eggs with one hand wbu

[bianca @biancakoefer]

me tweeting about minor inconveniences in my life as if i have an audience

[bianca @biancakoefer]

@davidfarrier promise?

[bianca @biancakoefer]

literally just trying to do my commissions in peace pls leave me alone

[bianca @biancakoefer]

ouch.

[bianca @biancakoefer]

@lucy_coatman AAAAH I’ll drink a celebratory tea in your honour! Congrats boo xx

[bianca @biancakoefer]

@theroomstops 🥺

[bianca @biancakoefer]

sweeeeet

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

Twitter pro-tip: If you have more than 400-500 followers then there’s a 100% chance people are screenshotting your tweets and making fun of you in a group DM.

[bianca @biancakoefer]

every time i pay with my credit card i’m like “hehe i’ll let that be next month bianca’s problem” and every next month i curse my past month self for that i’m stuck in a hell loop

[bianca @biancakoefer]

@davidfarrier so proud of him for being brave enough to admit that he’s never had a single rational thought in front of a crowd 🥰

[bianca @biancakoefer]

@TopHatStevie pls you’re so cute

[bianca @biancakoefer]

@TopHatStevie 😭🥺 thank u

[bianca @biancakoefer]

they say lavender reduces stress, right?

[bianca @biancakoefer]

@lucy_coatman omg

[victor @childofuranus]

the 'your cat will eat you if you die' argument is so weird like okay?? bon appetit girl

[bianca @biancakoefer]

everything i tweet is, unfortunately, a product of my own thoughts

[bianca @biancakoefer]

downloaded the sims dream home decorator pack, i am now even more at peace

[bianca @biancakoefer]

i know i should be stressed about the future but i have never been more at peace whilst more workload piles up in front of me and i continue existing in blissful denial

[bianca @biancakoefer]

bugs directly hitting my dry eyeball in 5 second intervals

[bianca @biancakoefer]

really want wes anderson to direct my life but so far it feels like tim burton and quentin tarantino have me strapped to the roof of a transit van going way too fast on the highway to hell

[bianca @biancakoefer]

witnessed the aftermath of a crime today

[bianca @biancakoefer]

@sarahchagals i was gonna say VEJAS ARE SO COMFY GO BUY THEM but then i saw this and i’m so happy for u