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[b @Bibelobis]

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers

[b @Bibelobis]

@wizardofsoho 0xA2de8aEF0e1B686B3b1F2127293f1b3B4a78D997

Original mint of Alfa Pass

[b @Bibelobis]

@Lowenaffchen @hollybaher

[brent @murrman5]

[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name?

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

"what's the deal with me?" - Seinfeld in therapy

[Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL]

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howdy. im the sheriff of suckin u off. im gon suck u off

[cory snearowski @corysnearowski]

When i was 6 a kid's dad died so for a week i tried to pretend to be his dad so he didn't feel sad & my teacher asked i be tested for autism

[Dolph Lundgren @Dolph_Lundgren]

Dolph is short for Dolphin. America, follow me to my underwater paradise!

[a--yson @koreas_911]

My dog is banned in 40 countries and 937 US cities for being "too aggresive"; tell me this is the face of a killer.

[b @Bibelobis]

@Uraiya_Yaya @KennedyV95

[wint @dril]

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

[chuuch @ch000ch]

u could put a horse in a time machine and send it to any era and the horse's life would literally be the same

[brent @murrman5]

[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

Me: hey famous actor Dwayne Johnson, why do they call you the rock?

*Dwayne runs fulls speed at a pond and skips like 15 times*

Me: OH MY

[b @Bibelobis]

@Lowenaffchen @hollybaher

[Legendary demi-hottie Li’l 🌳 @karengeier]

guy fieri tossing signed lean cuisines to fans

https://t.co/4clfaftYSC

[LA Kings @LAKings]

We'll get 'em next time, soldier

[Leah Tiscione @LeahTiscione]

Beds are envelopes that mail you to your nightmares

[brent @murrman5]

[3rd date]
how's your food?
"fine"
would you say you're "lovin' it?"