Miss Montana

Mother. Lover of the written word. Coffee addict. Oenophile. Foodie. Make-up junkie. Feminist. Music is life. Nerd. Hermit. Seeker of knowledge. ISTJ.

[Evi. @Sharon_evi]

People should not have to vocalise what they are going through in order for you to be kind towards them

[Miss Montana @bibliophile5891]

If you're ordering take-out, consider ordering from locally owned restaurants for the same reasons.
#communitiesbeforecorporations

[Miss Montana @bibliophile5891]

If you're still on the hunt for essentials, check your small grocery stores. Most are fully stocked. You'll be able to get the things you need and you'll be supporting small businesses. Big corporations will recover. Small businesses won't.
#communitiesbeforecorporations

[Idil Ahmed @idillionaire]

Affirm:

I see myself living my dreams, laughing with my loved ones, and celebrating my life. I am so grateful to know that anything is possible for me. I have the choice right now to completely take a new direction. I have so much hope for myself!

[Miss Montana @bibliophile5891]

https://t.co/0s4pqmMqKB @pinkrocktopus Saw these, thought of you. 💖

[Angela Mayfield @pinkrocktopus]

That... that’s not how octopodes work.

[Angela Mayfield @pinkrocktopus]

Once more, worth saying:
I once met a single straight man with no student loan debt, who owned a cat named Suzanne Sugarbaker, and I married the hell out of that man so fast, it made his head spin.

Designing Women is still saving lives.

[Lalah Delia 📖 @LalahDelia]

If you ever feel you have to dumb down to fit in, don’t. The right people accept, encourage, and appreciate you, in your fullness.

[ROXANNE @earthtoroxanne]

Pause. Break. Relax. Rest.
Allow your creativity to flow at ease.
Anything that comes to mind is a gift.
Write down everything,
Regardless of if you intend on persuing it or not.

[Lalah Delia 📖 @LalahDelia]

Guess what you aren’t
about to do anymore?

Let anyone take your power,
or worth, away.

[Angela Mayfield @pinkrocktopus]

FUUUHuuuck (and let me be distinctly clear on this point) YOU, my good turd.

You don’t care if your hemorrhoid President misuses his dick, but you’re concerned with Senator Harris’s womb? Jump in the fucking dumpster, you venomous, rotten crab.

[Andy Park @andy_park]

Some people claim the Sistine Chapel is the peak of human made beauty.

Wrong. It’s Viennetta being made:

https://t.co/vCjxwFlIC2

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

imagine diving into one of these after a long day & u wake up in heaven..

[Angela Mayfield @pinkrocktopus]

I love you Texas, you’re doing great, sweetie.
(I support the efforts of Rewire journalists to unionize, by the way. While we’re discussing labor and all.)

[Miss Montana @bibliophile5891]

@pinkrocktopus Men? Writing paragraphs? They must be BIG mad.

[Angela Mayfield @pinkrocktopus]

**screams incoherently forever**

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Me at 9am: *eats one scrambled egg white and half a banana*
Me at 9pm: *shoveling cold Mac n cheese straight from the pot into my mouth with a ladle and washing it down with beer*

[rob from online 📱 @robfromonline]

just found out the danish word for jellyfish is literally water man and am cracking up at the idea that while other languages were naming them after medusa or whatever some danish dude was like "nah that's a water guy"