Michael Burke

[Michael Burke @BichaelMurke9]

I turned off the Packers' heaters on Saturday. I used a mental technique shown to me by the CIA. I perfected this ability by re-watching all of Stranger Things. However, I will not confirm nor deny whether I had any responsibility regarding Love’s brain owie. Good, better, best.

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Mother—

These words evade me. The Draft Council sent word by telegram that I am to be dispatched to Chicago in immediacy!

Rest assured that I will carry our family name with honor & distinction. Your pride is my guiding light.

I find myself gone with the Wind to Chicago.
—CW

[Shawn Ryan Show @ShawnRyanShow]

R, matey!

[SweatStain⛈️ @xBearDownx]

Absolutely unreal how many players the Bears have hurt on defense right now

-Jaylon Johnson (IR)
-Kyler Gordon (IR)
-Terrell Smith (IR)
-Tyrique Stevenson
-Zah Frazier (IR)
-TJ Edwards
-Tremaine Edmunds (IR)
-Ruben Hyppolite
-Noah Sewell
-Dominique Robinson
-Dayo Odeyingbo (IR)
-Shemar Turner (IR)

#DaBears

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

RT if you want it ‼️

Chance to win an official #HardKnocks shirt 👀

[rastapasta9 @rastapasta_9]

I am:

Pro-Zyn

Pro-student loan forgiveness

Pro-beer

Pro-4 day work week

Pro-roughing the passer

Pro-America

[Michael Burke @BichaelMurke9]

The man doesn’t miss

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Lot of a new things in my life. New ways to bring u into my mind. New experiences. The rest of the year shall truly be beautiful.

[The 33rd Team @The33rdTeamFB]

Jayden Daniels is 23 and might be the 2nd overall pick.

Justin Fields is only 24 and already has 54 NFL TDs.

People really forget how young Fields still is ⭐️📈

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

“Shit, I had fun knocking the shit out of people”

RIP Dick Butkus, one of the biggest baddest Bears in history

[Andrew D. Huberman, Ph.D. @hubermanlab]

DIY = Do It Yourself.
It does not mean Do It Alone.
Team is key.
Crew up with the correct people & DIY.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

It saddens me to see Andrew Huberman's Wikipedia page attacked in a politically-motivated way to remove most of his scientific accomplishments and to add misleading statements like: "Huberman appeared on programs that frequently platform health misinformation". This is a dishonest misrepresentation of a legit scientist and one of the best communicators of science in the world. @hubermanlab deserves to be celebrated not slandered. He is a truly special human being, who is doing an invaluable service for the world.

[Michael Burke @BichaelMurke9]

Everyone says they want all the smoke until they get all the smoke. Now my eyes burn when I take the trash out and your grandma gets winded on her morning walk. Be careful what you wish for.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

My three year old son who is a non binary trans lesbian but also a complete race realist Nazi will be the future of this country.

[Bleacher Nation Bears @BN_Bears]

Sometimes, I wake up thinking about (and feeling like) this clip of a straight-up flabbergasted Deion Sanders trying to figure out how Devin Hester isn’t in the Hall of Fame yet. https://t.co/FpLqdPrjMb

[Michael Burke @BichaelMurke9]

@puleo_josh Couldn’t agree more

[Michael Burke @BichaelMurke9]

I can’t think of a better movie than the cinematic masterpiece Surfs Up. I’d watch that damn penguin any day of the week

[Michael Burke @BichaelMurke9]

If you’re bored let the intrusive thoughts win for a day. Could be the move