Kat

Welcome Aboard to the Hot Mess Express. I’m your conductor: Dumbass

[Gerald J. G. @ArtofGerald]

barely any people my age have ever played an elder scrolls game. not even skyrim. this is so sad. how many of your have played an elder scrolls game. i need to know if our species didn't die out yet

[Cheug Knight @chiweethedog]

56 million square feet of forest. There needs to be public beheadings.

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

yeah

[Harpy✨🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @eldritchharpy]

ETHAN KLEIN BEING STUCK WITH THAT FUCKASS TATTOO OF HILA'S FACE IS SO MUCH FUNNIER NOW

(Fuck H3 fans for excusing genocide but drawing the line at cheating)

[erin chack @ErinChack]

My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)

[‏ً @justjargons]

You gotta love late stage capitalism, where a parking spot can earn more per hour than I do as a medical professional.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read

[❤️ est @fenceurs]

how it feels to keep up with a media i Hate just to make sure my slander is up to date

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

The line producer on the movie Grease:

[Ren ♡ @wexaris]

id rather see the world set ablaze in protest than watch it die under the boot of fascists and pedophiles

[Kat @biddybuddybud]

@danteschanon @badsleeperetc Lmao never been skinny and I have a medical problem where I can’t gain weight but ok you know everything

[lark 🧝‍♀️🍂 @livelaughlark]

i am the friend enjoyer. stay in my house. smoke my weed. my couch is ready for u

[jess @enchantedjess13]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy

[Trade Incoming @tradeincoming]

Me when Red Wings fans are booing and chirping Larkin: Do whatever you gotta do

Me when a player on the opposing team chirps Larkin:

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

Gyno and dentist appointments on the same day #spitroast

[miss evil @missevil2002]

Among sober people , I am a junkie and among junkies , I am sober

[AGTG @BeenServin]

Every single commercial is for alcohol, glp-1, sports betting, or AI

[paulinalesbianacachonda @mardelirioss]

fumando mota para bajar un poco mi iq matando mis neuronas y así poder integrarme a la sociedad bien