Biden_1920

Return this country to the gold standard. Eugene Bernie Debs is a communist! Walk softly and carry a big southern appeasement stick. Biden 1920! (parody)

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@MBoomerberg You know what money can buy? Warren... I don't have the moolah right now, but she's def for sale, and I'm about to grab a few delegates.. Soo you scratch my back, ill sell out some brown people. And maybe you wanna VP this means tested coal powered juggernaut. #Landslide1920

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@eldon_katz @washingtonpost Are you insinuating that the wealthiest man on the planet has some kind of ulterior motive in all that he does? But he has rockets!

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@blo0mberg No offense Mike but without a solid heating coal for kids program you don't stand a chance against the #Biden1920 juggernaut.

[Bill de Blasio @BilldeBlasio]

I'm standing with @BernieSanders because he stands w/ working families & always has. Bernie is the candidate to take Trump on & take him down. I'm proud to endorse a true progressive leader who will fight for working New Yorkers & families across the country.

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

Jesus

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

How is this okay?

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@bqofnh @dave_xray_kline @hrumpole @gillsterein @ewarren If you like his bio you're gonna love his parody account!

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

I'd like to thank our new campaign sponsors! Together we've got this! Coal for kids! No child workers should be sleeping in a cold barn!

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@eldon_katz @realDonaldTrump Can we stop all this malarkey and get back to the matter at hand? Coal! There's no platform outside my time traveling presidential campaign talking about access to heating coal, good black filthy Pennsylvania heating coal. If elected I promise all poor kids free bags the stuff!!!

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@SusanSarandon @SenSanders I bet this gets covered, but the answers won't be lol...

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@eldon_katz Imagine my surprise when, in an attempt to find a heating coal endorsement for my campaign, I find out that what I though was the Coal News Network turned out to be a marketing cartel of neoliberals bent on electing Elizabeth Warren. I'm pissed. Back to the mines I guess.

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@dave_xray_kline You could always just make a parody account and talk to yourself!

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@PeterMayonnaise I future past endorse myself for an election I've already lost before I was born. The means tested progressive heating coal for kids platform was a big loser..

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@AnaKasparian #biden1920 campaign stands solidly behind Nancy Pelosi and her support for my time traveling coal based means tested I come from the black community campaign. And yes, anyone who is against our heating coal for poor kids initiative is a sexist.

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@PeterMayonnaise My campaign stands out from Pete's by focusing on a revolutionary canal system that is progressively more free the less you make at your 12 hour a day coal mining job. All you have to do is a make an X on this here chalkboard.. No forms!

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@PeterMayonnaise I come from the black community so hard that Barack called me personally to tell me he might endorse me if I don't screw everything up to bad.

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@PeterMayonnaise Also hear is now spelled here under my spelling for all who qualify platform

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@PeterMayonnaise When you come from the black community like I do, you know BS when you here it. I would like remind my former donors and the heating coal lobbyists that I am much better at camouflaging my bought platform than this no spray-tan whipper snapper .

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@PeterMayonnaise Here's some malarkey , I seem to remember a time when you were touting the benefits of a coal for all plan ... I guess all that time in the wine cave with my old donors has affected your policy positions.

[Biden_1920 @Biden_1920]

@eldon_katz Nothing inspires like a progressive means tested heating coal subsidy for the poor.