Bart

creative producer, writer, presenter

[Bart @BidsBarto]

France's jewel of French Gothic cathedrals has one thing in common with my underpants: Chartres.

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@nolanjsykes If it makes you feel any better, I'd wager none of those chargers worked.

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@eatitkatie Is his profile pic you with the apocalypse in the background?

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@MensHumidor He was the penultimate multi-hyphenate.

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@ghostspoon Basically whelmed and overwhelmed are synonyms. It's just that one has more gravitas. It's like if we had a word for "more dead," we'd use that more often.

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@georgehahn @elonmusk Two very different tie length philosophies here...

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@seanoconnz Also... That never happened.

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@TylerRuinsTV @TartWrangler liked it...

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@rhettsy34 @BLM___________ @seanoconnz They're nothing alike. The Owen Wilson thing is a one-off sketch (still great), but the SNL promo is a full-on parody of a genre of "pissing off security guards" videos and Tik Toks... but with a 70 year old dude with a ton of industry accolades.

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@ghostspoon Looks like they changed the title...

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@HooniverseJeff Yeah... Don't mind me... Just getting your name published in the in the biggest magazine in the entertainment industry...
https://t.co/1C10TwE23l

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@deerfella Vector

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@ghostspoon You'll be happy to know that while it's currently "FOX Plaza," all entry key cards read "Nakatomi Tower."

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@dilwazr In our defense...

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@dilwazr I feel you. It's not personal, but it must be done.

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@seanoconnz Are you not holdong the nape of her neck with your hand?

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@robbiegoodwin Hold up... WTF is going on with that cone?

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@ghostspoon Not a bad price on the espresso though...🤔

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@RealDanDuddy No, but let me get online and bing that... what? Sorry, I mean Bing that... WTF?! Not "bing," "BING!" HOLY SHIT... I MEAN BING! NO! NOT BING!