SpoonIsGhost

you're going to look at me and tell me that I'm wrong?! am I wrong?! she wore a crown and she came down in a bubble Doug! grow up bro.

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

This the quintessential story of how sports reflects the state of the world. Thousands of fans have waited for Game 3 their whole lives and now they’re priced out of entering the game and can’t even celebrate outside because one billionaire gets to attend the game for free.

[Mike⚡️ @Visionary_Mike]

You got players in the NFL RIGHT NOW who have domestic violence cases and multiple DUI’s. But apparently Caleb Williams painting his nails is sending the “wrong message” to kids. Y’all got it fam.

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

When I was in med school, I watched Spellbound and they did a "where are they now section". They all wanted to go to med school or law school. That got me thinking "did they make it"? So we threw a spelling bee party as a fundraiser. Let me tell you, they made it.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Shrey knew those words because he’s spent countless hours studying them—not just how to spell them, but what they mean, and how they’re put together.

The @ScrippsBee is a testament to not only the power of hard work, but also a reminder of what the HUMAN brain is capable of. I’m so inspired by these kids.

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

When did it become normal that I get my news from polymarket

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Amazon has reportedly scrapped its internal AI leaderboard as costs soared, with a senior executive telling staff: “don’t use AI just for the sake of using AI.”

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

@creamsleeve Poor Ben Braunecker just catching strays.

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

Ive got an idea. Let's put a dollar up each day and let that shit roll over. First person, lawyer, politician, whoever, that takes that dickhead down can have it. Your boss is pressuring you not to write that story? Well how about some fucking powerball money?

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

Dude makes it impossible to tell how tall another person standing next to him is.

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Victor Wembanyama dribbled a basketball up a dangerous mountain route in 4.5 hours (takes a normal person 7-8 hours to walk up it) while training with the monks, per @ramonashelburne

“One day he told Wembanyama to dribble a basketball up another dangerous mountain route to Sanhuangzhai, a monastery deep in the Song Mountains. The hike traversed cliffside plank paths, suspension bridges and ancient forests, and was five times as long as the one to Bodhidharma Cave. The trail forces you to climb roughly 2,500 feet in elevation across uneven ridges and stone.”

(https://t.co/oKV7aFsqup)

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

It wasn't that he could jump 30 ft it was that he could hang in the air for like a fraction of a second longer than anyone else. You can never prove it, but he could.

[Casual Sports Fan @bigsportscasual]

This how old heads describe Jordan😭

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

so called free thinkers when there’s beans on the roof

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

Just technically, it's such a good impression because it's 100% pure plus 10% bulging the edges in all the funniest ways.

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

Definitely gotta get a quest from him if you see him

[Gazetory @gazetory]

Panama'da yüzlerce yaşında olduğu düşünülen dev bir deniz kaplumbağası görüntülendi.

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

I return from a long day at work. My wife looks at me. "Well?" She asks. I sense disdain. I take out my phone and show her a video of a duck who hates bread. She stares. Another one that is the pope in a track suit. My kids look on. I have barely a meme for the whole family.

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

@tweeth_mitchell Beau gardner is the most third string QB name in existence, so that too.

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

I'm pretty sure I could figure out their positions from just their names. At least 80%.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Our 2026 undrafted free agents 🐻⬇️

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

@tweeth_mitchell No way. Db all the way. Squirrel I would have said is a DB and I would have said miller moss is a WR.

[wint @dril]

@AGDugin Respectfully sir; this aint it. Me, my Anglo-Zambian wife, our sons, and all my fat little boyfriends, have mastered Telekinesis, only by watching The Pitt. Only by becoming Asian Chinese.

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

Can i get this in chonk?

[Cat is life ~猫は人生~ @nekokolife]

香港の建築事務所がデザインした、どこまでも「ネコ目線」で人とネコが共存するデスクが癒される

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

Can we get him to force George RR Martin to finish that fucking book.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani has signed an executive order blocking ICE agents from entering NYC property without a warrant.

[SpoonIsGhost @ghostspoon]

Well will ya look at that, a reverse Milkshake Duck.

[New York Post @nypost]

Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked https://t.co/Njh9k8GcNe