Dan Duddy

Internet guy
Co-host of @bachelorzonepod
Former writer for @cracked & @ranker

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

I’ll miss James Earl Jones most of all for his incredible throat talent

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

What da hell is main character syndrome? What fucking loser doesn’t feel like the main character of his own life?

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

I know a lot of you wanted a technical breakdown of this meme so here it is!

I don't think you will find this level of detail anywhere else so keep reading if you don't want to miss out.

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

@Winstonious Hard disagree, Winston! They’re very situational. Pad thai gives you the peanuts for example. It’s lighter and has crispier textures.

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

@jenniebaby32 You handled this so well. Fuck this guy

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

@jenniebaby32 wtf

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

@sshorwitz And a pavilions booty

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

@Winstonious Oh, no, you Gal Gadidn’t!

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

#madden keeps topping itself with being the glitchiest/buggiest/ shitshow of a franchise the world has ever seen - this time by glitching downtown Indianapolis into the middle of our game

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

@michaeloburns This is a hot take! Plz write this essay. I'm intrigued

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

@notangelansbury Was it your autobiography

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

@sshorwitz If you look around the room and don’t see anyone in Antifa, then you’re the one in Antifa

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

Once more. Musk is doing us an incredible favor by demonstrating beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is no meritocracy and that wealth and power do not, in any way, denote talent or competence.

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

*kanye stepping on a rake, then stumbling headfirst into a vat of shit, where he swallows and dies in it*

Some people on this website: “What a brilliant and shrewd intentional business decision. This man is a genius!”

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

@sshorwitz This needs to go into a museum of therapy

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

@sshorwitz Oh my god

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Every day I log onto this website, see four of the strangest sentences ever written, and then go about my day. The long term effects of this on the human brain are unknown.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Kanye threatened the Jews yesterday on twitter and it’s not even trending. Why do mostly only Jews speak up against Jewish hate? The silence is so loud

[RabbleTwice @RabbleTwice]

If Pete Davidson had a Masterclass

[Dan Duddy @RealDanDuddy]

@bachelorzonepod What's dogshit about it? Seems like a fair whistle to me