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Actor / Comedian 🍩 Find me on TikTok & Instagram @sshorwitz

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I guess they let kids publish anything in the 90’s. 😳

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Maybe they can find that girl that stopped texting me a few years ago.

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Why is there a football game during a Beyoncé concert?

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They say “Black don’t Crack”, but Gingers don’t Wither. How old is Alyson Hannigan???

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With the current political climate in Oz, do you think the Wizard would pardon a Turkey like our President?
#HappyThanksgiving #WickedMovie

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@DailyLoud He walks like the worm wrangler in Dune.

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POV: You ask the Park Guy if he’s seen your cat. 🐈

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

see you in season 8 ❤️

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@Sir_Mantong @ayeejuju Now I know I don’t need to trim my fingernails.

[Rena Hundert @RENAHUNDERT]

If you find yourself celebrating violence you’re not on the moral high ground.

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Why I hate the Ahsoka series. 😡#ahsoka #AhsokaTano #StarWars

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COVID ruined Ahsoka too!

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What my Mom sends to our Family chat.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Paul Reubens wrote a message before he passed away last night.

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The Barbie movie is this generation’s 80 for Brady.

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First day back on Twitter and of course Jews are trending again. 😳

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@alyssa_sabo I think you dropped this. 👑

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Lol. I’m already losing followers. 😪

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Slow death…

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Me when Din Tai Fung calls my name: