Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet

Just a lil ol' Efreet, floating around the @SIBROfficial
Datablase, doing data things. Not associated with @blaseball, just cataloging the chaos. He/him.

[Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet @BiffIfh]

You're welcome. I'm sorry.

Ballego Clark.

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@jon_bois As the owner of the @blaseball Sclorogami sheet, which had to deal with negative scores, fractional scores and tie games all breaking my sheet ... welcome to my world, Jon.

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@Moosh0611 Unfortunately, he didn't do it because of purist concept, he did it because he ranted against Nike being "woke". He was fine with the insurance company ad.

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@CatStlats Gary Neuman is 13 days older than Gary Oldman.

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@VillainousComix You can't fool me; that's Synapse.

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I have so much more to say than what I put in here, but it felt like the right succinct story to tell. And I'm only one of so many that had the privilege of working with Cal, Cat, Dan and the BNN crew. Godspeed, you beautiful bastards...

[BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK @BlaseballNews]

#BNNFINALE

Blaseball has come to a close, and with it, we see an end to BNN. Thank you everyone who contributed your thoughts and words to us for one last go around.

No powers ranked, no estimations, just our community's Closing Thoughts.

https://t.co/FdRDYbFlf3

[Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet @BiffIfh]

@DestroyAllWoke @raquelita Your uninvited close minded stupidity is also just plain incorrect. Despite what you're trying to imply, Ellie is a born cisgender female. Thanks for taking the disappearance of my friend to be an ass on the internet.

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This .. is insane. There's an open police report, a woman who has been missing for a week, and she owns this modern marvel of a car that @Tesla can choose to instantly locate ... But they choose not to? Keep posting memes @elonmusk .. or maybe help save a life?

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@MLBONFOX The one you paid a human being to do. Oh wait that didn't happen.

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I know we have RL Seattleites in what's left of our community .. please spread the word in the search for my friend

https://t.co/XOPHjGUnr1

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@nameoftheyear @thegaragesband I'm sure thats great for the people who weren't railroaded out of the maincord.

[Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet @BiffIfh]

I doubt many folks are out there specifically looking for my voice at this moment, but rest assured I will be trying to collect my thoughts and goodbyes to as many aspects of the Blaseball community as I can. It's just gonna be hard, y'all. But I am here to commiserate or listen.

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@SickosOfSummer @JomboyMedia @SickosCommittee Cubs. Dang it.

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@SickosOfSummer @JomboyMedia @SickosCommittee Crap, or was it the Cubs. Really should have checked this before posting ...

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@blexplained And somehow a scarecrow made of extremely flammable straw continued to be the franchise's longest tenured pitcher.

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@Leto @NYMSplortscast It's Stephens Lightner after earning the triple Golden Sombrero by striking out 9 times in on game against PDP.

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@_stephenbell_ Maniraptors imply the existence of Pediraptors.

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@BrennanLM @samreich @PoutineDragon @GameChangerSam Wait, Brennan is just NOW learning about Wingspan?

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@tessa_vt What about the other way around? Someone who is considering part time, at best (mostly occasional guest appearances on other people's work) and let's just say my voice naturally PROJECTS TO THE BACK OF THE THEATER (Read in: I'm a loud NY'er).

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@Efenesne I mean it just happened last election too. A subpar pitcher was replaced by another subpar pitcher. A solitary bird chirps. A leaf swirls in the wind.

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Nothing interesting ever happens in Ohio.