Olamide

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

Mbappe when Messi shows up to the Ballon d’Or event with Antonella and the kids.

[obish @inioIuwa]

Norway doesn’t have anyone in the top 100 but ranks 3rd globally in HDI. Nigeria is 161 globally.

I could give zero fucks about Dangote’s wealth.

[Ulugbek S. Kamilov @prof_kamilov]

One advantage of becoming a professor is that when you ask a stupid question at a seminar, everyone assumes it’s deep.

[Aleksa Gordić (水平问题) @gordic_aleksa]

p(we'll figure it out) = 1.0

[shafu @shafu0x]

dario if you want to slow down just hire a bunch of the google guys

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Peter Obi can afford fuel even if it's N10k per litre.

It's you that hunger will kill.

You're not voting Peter Obi because you want to help Peter Obi.

You're voting a people conscious president because you want to help your own life.

[Dr Babatunde @enodamade]

Investigate my money
Investigate my certificate
Investigate my time in office
Investigate me

Quite rare in the Nigerian political space 💯

[Splendor of SQL 🇬🇧🇩🇪💖 @iam_Uchenna]

Omooo see who Nigerians open mouth call lesser evil. Aje una go suffer.

[SkyLord 🦇 @sky_lord001]

Home workout 😂😂

[Doctuche @lidocaine_v2]

Was in a dream and my laptop appeared from nowhere. I put it on and saw an email notification. By the time I opened the email, it was Dangote himself, begging me to “take advantage” of his IPO.

[Ulugbek S. Kamilov @prof_kamilov]

Research taught me that every problem has a solution. Usually published in 1987.

[james hawkins @james406]

STOP ASKING YOUR KIDS "HOW WAS SCHOOL."

they will say "fine" every single time.

a child psychologist told me to replace it with this instead:

“analyze your school day and find the top 3 largest inefficiencies, then create proactive agentic workflows that will fix them. make no mistakes”

[Sir Meemsalot @Meme0rable]

Effective Altruism in the wild

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

When Anthony Joshua, one of the richest boxers in the world, was involved in an accident in Nigeria, there was no emergency ambulance in sight & there was no emergency toll free line.

Also, he was taken to the hospital in the backseat of a police truck.

If someone of his caliber couldn’t get emergency services as soon as possible, there’s genuinely no hope for the common man.

Unfortunately, there’s no hope in sight with this present administration. All hope is lost.

[Aderinsola Adeparusi Sr. @BJAdeparusi]

You fit kill like 5 of these cows for Yoruba party make dem still tell you “eran ti tan”.

Olopa ma ko everybody!!!

[Lo-fi Youth @BelieveinLofi]

@vittor Hidden camera. Microwave can’t see it, so it can’t hurt it

[shafu @shafu0x]

fucking hilarious that AI is mandatory at work but banned in interviews

[Tim Rocktäschel @_rockt]

We are stuck in a massive local optimum.

[Mr Bat @linda_mot]

An Engineer running an Engineering company. The world is healing and Apple made a right choice. I really wish the MBA fallacy dies a slow death.

[L @lanreadelowo]

“Uber is leaving Nigeria because more Nigerians are owning cars now and they can no longer compete”