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where my two brain cells go to release some stress and then inevitably consume more stress

[geo @big_geode]

being short gave me a fun personality, if i was taller id probably be into NFTs, steely dan, and renting a summer lake house “with the boys”

[geo @big_geode]

if the knicks win the finals anyone who’s lived in nyc for more than a week can call themselves a new yorker. i’m sorry jlo!!

[geo @big_geode]

JUST KISSED A RAT ON THE MOUTH I LOVE YOU NEW YORK CITY

[geo @big_geode]

this may be a marketing stunt but it is absolutely providing a more convenient and Free service that doesn’t exist, if only temporarily

[geo @big_geode]

everyone saying “oh just take the G” didn’t even bother reading the site. this shuttle only goes to eastern parkway/gap. literally a mile from the prospect park stop. the current options are to take the 2/3 to the L or two buses (both about an hour and pains in the ass)

[Snobette @TheSnobette]

The Ordinary is launching a free NYC bus line between Domino Park in Williamsburg and Prospect Park, cutting out the irritation of having to travel through Manhattan just to get between two parts of Brooklyn.

The limited-run shuttle operates May 26 through June 9.

[geo @big_geode]

congrats bro. i think it’s time we finally settle this beef. i forgive you 😌

[Dave @lildickytweets]

I got married to the love of my life!

[Rep. Summer Lee @RepSummerLee]

Chris Smalls—a Black American labor leader—was trying to feed Palestinians being starved in Gaza. The IDF detained and beat him for it.

This assault must not go unnoticed and he must be freed immediately.

Israel must be held to account. Let aid through. End the genocide.

[geo @big_geode]

fuck i knew i should’ve looked up how to spell gochujang before i hit send :’(

[geo @big_geode]

wore a hawaiian shirt to trader joe’s and someone asked me where they keep the brown butter gochugang noodle cookie snack mix. worst part is i knew exactly where it was and now they’re offering me a part-time shift on the weekends.

[geo @big_geode]

i need more wholesome content in my reels algorithm like diy crafts and cute animals but instead i just get a guy k-h*ling at ikea

[geo @big_geode]

being home for the holidays as an only child means stepping into my room for five seconds and then hearing my mom ask “where did he go?”

[geo @big_geode]

@cia__asset grimbf

[geo @big_geode]

@j0nnea same!!

[Talia Ben-Ora @taliaotg]

BREAKING: Autonomous anti-genocide activists bring the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to a grinding halt after blockading the McDonald’s float for a second year in a row.

[kendra @kendramorous]

lock tf in. get your ass in mutual aid groups. lend your time to meal services. care for people in the way a vote simply never could. advocate for community gardens and libraries. stop betraying community. you don’t get a sticker or gold star. lock in.

[geo @big_geode]

@j0nnea did you think ratatouille was based off a true story?

[geo @big_geode]

my mom just fell her to knees crying in front the crate and barrel in soho when she found out it was permanently closed

[geo @big_geode]

they couldn’t make alf today, they’d make him woke and eating impossible meat instead of cats

[amber rollo @ambercrollo]

As someone who just got a paycheck from a class action suit against the NYPD for unlawful and violent arrests during the George Floyd protests, I’d say to the Columbia students, keep going and keep a record.

[geo @big_geode]

an earthquake and eclipse days apart may feel like the end times but talking with coworkers has never been easier

[geo @big_geode]

found mine https://t.co/9jmdg2Iggm

[geo @big_geode]

lmaooo no way this is being used as a twitter reaction 😭 my lore is that this is my childhood friend and we recorded segments for word girl together because his aunt worked for scholastic

[ozlako #FRAPPATTACKFRIDAY @ozlako]

@Cadi0o