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Nobody special.

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@tonyposnanski Forrest Gump

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@MickeyGrosman Congrats on surviving nose cancer, you fucking clown.

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@MickeyGrosman Of course you're a MAGA. Least shocking thing ever.

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@MickeyGrosman You might be a badass physically, but you're a fucking asshole in every other way. In every way that's important.

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@scotttheskeptic @kitty_kat1971X @roninspirit12 You could have stopped after "I've never seen a set of road plans"

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@rmhoffmanauthor @scotttheskeptic @roninspirit12 This is the most convincing argument wrt the existence of a God than any other I've ever heard.

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@scotttheskeptic @roninspirit12 So are you saying that you will NOT move over to the right when not passing? In such a case, YOU are also breaking the law. So, worry about yourself. Move over, don't be a dick.

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@scotttheskeptic @roninspirit12 The warped idea is that you think it's your job to dictate how fast other people drive.

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@mikejwrites @roninspirit12 Because people clog the left lane when they're not passing. Simple.

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@roninspirit12 @eesgreene Which is a HUGE assumption.

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@roninspirit12 Anybody who fights with you on either of these is wrong and also a bad person who needs to repent.

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@Philosophi_Cat @thechosenberg Are you worried she wants to give him one last blowie before she fucking dies?

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@thechosenberg He's an adult. He doesn't need his wife's permission any more than she'd need his.

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@walmarthelp No. Change your policy of locking everything behind plexiglass (including 9.99 charging cables). It's simple. No need for DM's, a "quick call", or a zoom meeting.

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Hey @Walmart, here's your quarterly reminder that I buy shit on Amazon because it takes less time than finding somebody to unlock a case.

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@guelphgirlchris It's obvious satire.

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@Diddy is one next-level bitch. Fucking coward.

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@realchasegeiser Answer quickly! What's the "m" stand for? What the "RNA" stand for? What significance do they have in a human body?

You don't know shit. Fucking clown.

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@realchasegeiser God, you are fucking stupid.