Mike Hefner

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

Planning my getaway to Sedona - staying at Poco Diablo Resort. For friends & family: https://t.co/ZSoc3ZKRDE @Poco_Diablo

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

Brand new #porshe

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

Lookin clean!

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

When the lady at Chipotle is done with your smooth tactics before she even makes you're burrito..... she totally wants to fuck me #Playboy

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

@itsss_kristennn I don't even like baseball I just felt like messing with you.

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

@itsss_kristennn 😂😂😂 I'm simply quoting every sports network ever haha

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

@itsss_kristennn dbacks suck though haha

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

When your mom bitches so much she shows up in your dreams bitching so you wake up.....

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

@littleleaahh @chrismanjosef

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

@chrismanjosef how? Lol

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

@caitlinp33 😂😂😂😂

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

@EY915 this actually works! Just make sure you call and say you want all the damn Mexicans out of America!!!

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

@itsss_kristennn I do!!

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

@caitlinp33 props of being a porn star?

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

Can't wait to try the camera out on the S7 tonight

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

Yea buddy! Brand new #SamsungGalaxyS7 is in!!

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

Nothing like parking at lowes and seeing a guy get hardcore bitched at by his wife #crazybitch

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

When you Cruisn tryin to figure out what's setting your radar detector off and a pissed off charger lights up the colors of freedom #badass

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

@paigewillits that's usually a good sign

[Mike Hefner @big_red_2015]

@jgyenes12 HA!