Vern

oh yes, I like a'da sauce

[Vern @big_vern]

Yooooo, the guy next to me on this flight smells like a bowling alley from back in the day - smoke, ashtrays, dirty carpets, rented shoes, old grease in the kitchen, bar rags…etc. you name it, he’s emitting it. #Lordhelpusall

[Vern @big_vern]

@aishatyler A sleeve

[Vern @big_vern]

Thank goodness my neighborhood @Starbucks opens before 0600. But also, why am at said Starbucks so early on a Saturday?! 🤷🏾‍♀️🥱☕️

[Vern @big_vern]

For once, traveling solo paid off. I just moved to the front of what I’m sure was a 25 minute wait in line for the last seat on a shuttle in LAX. Anyone traveling by themselves? 🙋🏾‍♀️ Come on up!

[Vern @big_vern]

As I applied my deodorant this morning, I thought “I don’t remember doing this yesterday”. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Vern @big_vern]

@gypsy2601 Takes from the crypt, indeed.

[Vern @big_vern]

J-sus, don’t let it actually be that I jacked up my back by....sneezing. #friendsmyagesaiditwouldhappen 🤦🏾‍♀️👵🏾

[Vern @big_vern]

@MollyBerry I used @drondemand and got squared away. Prescription and all, girl. I IS old!

[Vern @big_vern]

@ira Literally me 11hrs ago.