Big Alien Monkey

I'm not an actor but I play one on TV. I don't like to repeat gossip, so listen closely the first time...

[Big Alien Monkey @bigalienmonkey]

We’ve been saying it wrong. His name is pronounced “ELLEN”

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Somebody told him Haitians like to “eat pu$$y” and he got confused #SpringfieldOhio #cats

[Big Alien Monkey @bigalienmonkey]

@jedweitzman was correct - he IS the worst guest ever on the Lefsetz podcast. Makes me never want to do business with @LogitixInsights

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@CalltoActivism That he weighs over 300 pounds

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@sisario It’s about time this arrogant piece of shyte faces the music

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@pokitiffa @KTLA That’s about white

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@FOXLA Let him and his mom burn in hell

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@astoneabcnews Lock the mom up too

[T Billy @800TrollFree]

How'd that lock her up chant work out?

[A Texas Girl Kicks Ass🐾🐾 @ldrntexas]

@Rickster_75

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@uneekmind707 @Rickster_75

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@Rickster_75

[Mark my words - Trumps Going to Prison! @TFGLiedUSADied]

#RICOForTrump

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@nathaliejacoby1 Don’t fk w her!

[Kelly Mosley @KBM117]

One of the Mayo Maniacs is a teacher. THIS is who some of y’all have teaching your children. I suggest folks give this school a call because as of now they don’t have “evidence” that she should be let go. #montgomerybrawl #SteamboatUprising #FAFO #BlackTwitter #Knubia

[Big Alien Monkey @bigalienmonkey]

@ElonMuskAOC Are WE fake????

[LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961]

Glad that Twitter is out of ICU this morning!

If true, this sure explains a lot about the #RateLimitExceeded issue.

We didn't do anything wrong, it's just more of Elon's dumbfuckery.

At least Truth Social's users can use the damn thing.
#RIPTwitter #TwitterLimits #TwitterFail

[Rob Jeffries @RobJeffries]

Read this @elonmusk in your 6,000 tweets.

Fuck you. This was a fantastic platform before you came and ruined it.

It had its issues but you’ve utterly ballsed it up.

RIP Twitter

#RIPTwitter

[Pro-Democracy RTs @ProDemocracyRTs]

When you vote for Republicans, you vote for gun massacres.

[Big Alien Monkey @bigalienmonkey]

@amuse What an asshole