Big Aukerman

A cool dude who wants to tell my past self that he's doing fine.

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@CarolineEAnd I say go with Back to the Future, so you can maybe learn enough about time travel to visit your old friend in the future

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@HeartyLaff Thanks! Sadly the Twitter reception is bad so it's not been working for 2 years. Season 456 of the tv show is going great though

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@HeartyLaff Hello, young whippersnapper!

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The re-re-re-release of Batdance just topped the charts again here in the future & it made me think of you guys @ScottAukerman @CarolineEAnd

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It's ok to laugh in public. Continue listening to CBB.

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The lyrics to @reggiewatts @ComedyBangBang theme resonate hauntingly through the years & teach us all about compassion: Comedy bang bang x14

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Comedy Death Ray begat @ComedyBangBang begat Comedy Boom Boom begat Comedy Bish Bosh (brief British takeover) begat Comedy Comedy Comedy.

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I was pleased to relisten to the current timeline's episode of @ComedyBangBang where @Rejectedjokes did his impression of me.

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It's a shame @PFTompkins didn't entirely make it to the future. But his moustache was implanted with his personality and laughs raucously.

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Also Also: Happy New Year! http://t.co/VDMTjAVG cc: @jwoliner @ScottAukerman

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@EveryTweet_Ever Hey, I'm totally still relevant... Ahem, future future future future?

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Jesus returned with a death ray & winked at me. Realising his mistake he got 2 sticks of dynamite instead @ComedyBangBang is an old name now

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@earwolf Jeff, I think that in retrospect the plan to get the severed ears and the live wolves for that photo shoot may have been a mistake.

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.@This_Bear's retweeting RT @Kulap If you'd like to donate to @LAFoodBank directly, please use this link: http://t.co/Scy40QAx

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Although the name tries to force it, Funyuns really take the fun out of eating onions.

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The 2011 CBB Nativity Pageant was one of the most amazing nights in existence. It has yet to happen in your time. http://t.co/v4QpNMtu

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@DougBenson Apparently in the future I don't check my DMs as much. I'm glad that you think you get my joke.

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@DougBenson Your " @ComedyBangBang formerly Comedy Death Ray formerly not a thing" joke gets very long by the time you reach my time.

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In my time Pardcastathon is still happening annually with Jimmy's head in a Jar. In your time it's very special tonight http://t.co/8SbdkkIm

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Happy Thanksgiving from Big @jwoliner!