Samuel Russell

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

If you're broke and married, get divorced! Then at least you'll only be half broke. #dadjokes

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Quote of the year from Julian Assange "Our source is not the Russian government.
John Podesta's password was 'password'."

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Someone give me a job as Bernie Sanders PR person.

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

Realize that you belong to no one.

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

What if Jesus was black among us? What then, Walshy? https://t.co/Pi1jscH7H2

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

If Jesus was back among us, he'd be a law-abiding gun owner.

He'd support the Police.

And he'd say "Merry Christmas" not "Happy Holidays."

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

Occasionally I confuse an American by calling them 'bai' and it makes me miss Cork. #Ireland

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

Someone please get @tuneyards and @MosesSumney in the same room already...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The global warming we should be worried about is the global warming caused by NUCLEAR WEAPONS in the hands of crazy or incompetent leaders!

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

Disappointed in my country, proud of my state. https://t.co/kt4KnoQHZY

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

@bigbadpotato Oh fuck, that's basically what Yoda did...

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

Imagine if all the Jedi had seen Palpatine rise to power and just took off to Canada?

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

Last night we all reacted with fear. Today we all must act with compassion and understanding of each other. #KeepAmericaGreat

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

cant hear trumps victory speech with that kid falling asleep standing right next to him

[reggie watts @reggiewatts]

I really want us all to find unity in the midst of our perceived differences; I’ll focus on that more than ever from here on out.

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

Canada's Immigration website keeps crashing for no obvious reason...

[Liz Strand @LizStrand]

People ask why women don't report sexual assault. You got your answer: a man can have double digit accusers & still be elected President.

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

Vote now or forever hold your pussy. #NeverTrump #ElectionDay

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

It is now illegal to yell "Hey, Siri" in a crowded movie house. #Election2016

[Samuel Russell @bigbadpotato]

The President should be nice to people. https://t.co/d5T0E7IgOT

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"That reporter and I have the same condition. When Mr. Trump made fun of him, that hurt my feelings."