Matt Holden

I'm stupid

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

@SteveXQZ @emrsnkennedy @iBattlePromo I haven’t watched a battle in about 6 months and I gotta say that this has renewed my interest. Such a great setting and energy. Everything about it reminded me why I love battle rap

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

@ericxmorrison @luvandhateindub Go fish 🐟 🐟 🐟!

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

@micro2thefuture Man, subtweeting is so played out, just tag @heinousblunder if you have something to say to him

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

I wanna light myself on fire anytime I walk into a grocery store

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

@heinousblunder I have traumatized many friends when I’ve tried to put this on. Everyone taps out 15 minutes in.

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

@heinousblunder When I saw you post a picture on IG of being at Juniors at 11AM, I was like “damn I hope Adam is doing okay”

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

@kokanee8pack @micro2thefuture Imagine if you knew how much you spent on the grant park vendor debit fee.

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

@WitchpoliceFM Predatory real estate practice. Putting these in mail boxes hoping to receive a call from someone who would have no idea what their house is worth and then low ball them

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

I won $25 on the Super Bowl, but then went to the digital roulette table and lost $60

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

@thatandycole @Bacon_Ranch_ @Palmquist88 Boom! Roasted

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

Can’t wait for an F-150 enthusiast to see this and tell me that his tax dollars pay for bike lanes

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

For everyone one cyclist running a stop sign there is 10 white trucks with Jets plates nearly committing vehicular homicide

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

@PowerTriptxFan Did you have the literbox 3000?

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

So it’s been 5 days and my cats haven’t even looked at the $600 robot litter box 😤

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

To be honest, the McRib was pretty fucking gross.

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

Playing two VLTs simultaneously in this economy is a flex

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

@TimebombPro @SanctuaryEvents @FungodJordan @ThrashJustice @arikcannon @SNRRKK @SJmoonwalkDDT @ConnorHopkins98 @NDSworldwide @damonspriggle @FRONTMANJAH @Joeleesun 🧐

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

@pretbarenteau Nice try, hacker

[blue oyster clit @mcdonaldskhole]

getting wasted and commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s facebook family christmas photos

[Matt Holden @bigballs204]

@mylodachef @kokanee8pack I know I’m late here, but I’ve counted and dude has made 29 posts about it since 2016