Clark Kent

Daily Planet correspondent, formerly of Smallville, KS.

[Clark Kent @bigblueboyscout]

@boyofsteel You have a birthday?

[Clark Kent @bigblueboyscout]

@boyofsteel 1. You know what I'm talking about. 2. What about your blog, whatitsliketokisssuperboy.blogspot.com? Which is tacky, by the way.

[Clark Kent @bigblueboyscout]

@boyofsteel Conner! A little discretion, please.

[Clark Kent @bigblueboyscout]

I told Jimmy I didn't need one of these, but he already set it up for me, so it would be impolite not to use it, wouldn't it?