Conner Kent

Awesome incarnate, and a pretty super boy.

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

@maidofmight WHAT?!

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

@maidofmight Hey, Pa loved the Superboy socks I got him last year.

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

I mean, I'm just saying. It looks like a cool website...not that I know Superboy or anything.

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

Maybe your Uncle Joe wants a Superboy tire gauge set. Or maybe he wants a sexy Swimsuit Superboy 2011 calendar-SUPERBOY.COM doesn't judge!

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

Wouldn't Grandma want a Superboy handtowel? Or your maybe your niece wants to cuddle with an adorable Superboy plush toy, proudly US-made.

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

Beware of counterfeits - all true SUPERBOY.COM products are stamped with the Superboy shield. You don't want less than the real deal.

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

Know what would make a great XMas or Hanukkah present? Some of the great merchandise on SUPERBOY.COM. It's all officially Superboy-approved!

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

@maidofmight Whatever, Grinch. Go eat some roast beast.

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

@maidofmight You have no Christmas spirit.

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

Smallville isn't big enough for a Starbucks, but in December Ma puts a peppermint stick in my morning cocoa, and that's just as good.

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

@maidofmight Wait, why are they all coming over? Is it someone's birthday?

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

@maidofmight I'm not complaining. Why's she baking so much anyway?

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

@maidofmight THEY WERE OUR AGE. Well, many of them were.

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

@maidofmight Cassie was just jealous of all the hotties who wrote me fanmail.

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

@maidofmight IT WAS 1996!

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

@maidofmight As if! You're talking to the once and future Super Heartthrob of the Year from Titan Beat magazine. THAT'S COOL.

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

I thought Ma said we were going back to cool shopping and got all offended. Then I realized what she actually meant, and I was sad.

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

@maidofmight Kara, Kara, don't get the ladies all excited picturing me in just my underwear! They'll burst into flame.

[Conner Kent @boyofsteel]

@alvindraper I'm thinking of just going pantsless.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

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