Kara Lee Kent

Sassy molassy and super classy.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

My knees are cold.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

Wait, does Mon-El count? Or Karen? Whatever. Top five at least, big guy.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

Happy birthday, @bigblueboyscout! You're definitely my second-favorite cousin.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

She's determined to make a cake with 75 tiers, for some reason. IDK. Humans, right?

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

Not that there's anything to report besides Ma working herself into a tizzy over Clark's birthday. You'd think he didn't have 1 every year.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

Sorry I haven't been on Twitter for a while, guys. I...kind of forgot English. I know, super embarrassing, right?

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

Clark's been staring at Pa's old Nehru jacket a lot lately. Why do I feel like everything's about to change?

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

@boyofsteel ...You know he calls them his Superman socks, right?

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

@boyofsteel I swear, if you get me something from that site I'm feeding your present to Krypto.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

@boyofsteel I...what? Isn't it roast BEEF?

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

@boyofsteel And you, apparently, have no functioning taste buds.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

@boyofsteel I'm okay with that, but I still think your "peppermint stick in Mountain Dew" thing is gross.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

@boyofsteel ...You know, that pin-up calendar in your room has functions besides "girls falling out of bikinis." Just FYI.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

@boyofsteel That's a lot of, um, "out of this world" digestive systems.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

@boyofsteel Well, it's you, me, her and Pa, Clark (if he ever comes back from that walk), Lois, Chris, Mon, and Karen.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

Ma is on a pie-baking FRENZY. I just barely saved Streaky from accidentally getting baked into the world's first pecat pie.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

Has anyone seen Clark? He said he was going for a walk, and I haven't seen him since.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

Uh, hypothetically. If one were the sort of person with heat vision capabilities. Which I am not.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

Somedays you just want to heat vision the whole world.

[Kara Lee Kent @maidofmight]

@boyofsteel I'm pretty sure she wasn't too worried about all your 8-year-old groupies.