johnny deep cheeks

3rd strain boyfriend to my beautiful wife @alphonze100

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if a TOOL fan goes more than 5 minutes without reminding everyone around them that they are a TOOL fan they are legally obligated to kill themselves

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They should replace the pledge of allegiance with the outro to runaway by Kanye but you still have to stand up the whole time

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This song gave me brain damage 💯💯💯 https://t.co/vAnAT5ZP5K

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Something just doesn’t sit right with me about someone being French

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Animals are kind of fucked up looking

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Just got my gooch refurbished

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“fuck this gay earth”
- Confucius

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Females be shopping

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The rat is perfectly named

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Just heard an ad say “Let’s be real, mopping is a hassle” like yeah we’re all collectively in denial about how annoying it is to clean the floor

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Fellas, dap up her pussy. She’ll thank you

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automatic transmission is a liberal plot to dumb the population down

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I’m tired of having diarrhea and shitting my pants

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alexa order 50 spider gwen funko pops

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Why the fuck does sprite want me to vote so bad

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bitches be like “lose the ‘tude, dude” then commit arson

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I’m not racist bro I saw black panther in theaters like 3 times

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EDM just doesn’t sound right without lethal amounts of pre workout

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need me a big ol industrial-grade big booty to restrict airflow to my lungs and kill me right now

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It’s low key gay to get a slurpee. Why you want something to slurp on so bad???