alejandro 🐊

csuf ‘22

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork

[Nicholas Pursley @nicholaspursley]

me after a crisp dr pepper

[r @6ffside]

this is what baseball is about.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers are finalizing a trade for Detroit Tigers ace Tarik Skubal, sources tell ESPN.

[sweet and tender hooligan @likesnoopyy]

u ever seen a mexican so mexican they look japanese

[Jon “the dogg” Brooks @Jbrooksthethird]

Woke up hungover after 4 beers #LosingMyFastball

[Lucas Upstein @luupstein]

Estados Unidos no se comía 4 bombazos de local desde Pearl Harbor.

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

SIX WORLD CUPS PLAYED
ZERO WORLD CUPS WON
ZERO NON PENALTY KNOCKOUT GOALS

EAT SHIT CRISTIANO RONALDO YOU FUCKINGGGGGGG PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYY

[🛒 SweetTooth | DPMO 🛒 @SweetToothAudio]

Seeing a black immigrant devote his life to the Mexico national team and then proceed to the show the world that he’s an absolute DEMON was so special to me man. Quiñones you’re my fucking hero man 😭

[Liga MX Shitposting @LMXChipotle]

Alemania dejó de dar miedo cuando los nombres de sus seleccionados ya no parecían sacados de los juicios de Nuremberg

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @adeleaxekilla]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[MEMES DE CIENCIAS SOCIALES @MemesCSociales]

Guillermo Ochoa

[Max Bean(er) @maxbeanrr]

Real Mexicans will be watching from work not calling out

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Obsession not even scary if u dated a crazy Latina that’s just real life

[iain @HOERNMILTON]

i cannot be an mlb pitcher cuz if i pitched really well but we still lost i'd threaten suicide in the dugout

[Bama Bama Bigelow @WhatUpJT_]

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