twentybrokenipodclassics

Welcome to the official web home for the Shrek the Third (2007) fan community!

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

[Rod Serling voice]

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink
Bartender: try this, its lemonade and iced tea
Palmer: Mm..its good..I just invented it

[twentybrokenipodclassics @bigboymemezone]

@Srirachachau warren buffet did it

[twentybrokenipodclassics @bigboymemezone]

@GettingBucketzz @robrousseau no, no, that's why it works, the dramatic irony. you can end it with the main character totally forlorn with his life totally ruined, and then cut to 6 ywaes later after he was pardoned and got a million bucks out of it. like a reverse Tár.

[twentybrokenipodclassics @bigboymemezone]

actually you can still experience this type of game dev firsthand if you want to, but instead of pixel art platformers you have to be into furry porn and/or overhaul mods for grand strategy games

[Zingus @Zingus5]

The early indie game era is so funny, since there were so few people making indie games these random guys with no idea of how to behave in the spotlight got catapulted to celebrity status which led to moments like this and the Jonathan Blow Soulja Boy moment

[donglebob @agabadoogi]

footage of my ps2 running old ass deltarune

[twentybrokenipodclassics @bigboymemezone]

the orient breeds strange minds, inhuman minds that exist in an uncanny world where trees grow in forests and the sum of two and two is four

[Max Boot 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @MaxBoot]

35-year CIA veteran: “The Chinese have a very dark portrait of the United States as a global hegemon that’s declining in power and becoming more violent as it tries to cling to its primacy.” https://t.co/k0BBoVA8G8

[Plant trees•destroy lawns•decommodify food @FoodForestNetwk]

capitalism really does function by limiting the human imagination - no other explanation why so many climate collapse understanders believe that private property rights will somehow survive a situation in which vasts parts of the Earth become unlivable

[rune sword @runesword1]

warfare isn’t the same since the creation of golems. why send thousands of men to their deaths when you can send one unstoppable golem to walk through every wall in a straight line directly into the enemy king’s chamber to emotionlessly rip his head off in front of his family

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

This video has been haunting me for days now. I can’t stop thinking about it. I can’t stop showing it to people. I can’t believe how awful that sear looks. It’s truly remarkable.

[no earthquake (undignified) @no_earthquake]

this is the longest anyone has ever been about to break into a lin manuel miranda rap without breaking into a lin manuel miranda rap

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

what will actually happen: you watch the wireframe of your buddy go around a corner, he gets hit with a $200 suicide drone, everyone in the unit gets an xbox 360 achievement popup that says “FRIENDLY CASUALTY”. you raise your rifle to shoot a second drone and it bluescreens

[Tumultuous Noise @StrengthBuild]

30mph mandated speed limit would cause riots unlike anything in US history

[dan barker @danbarker]

I always enjoyed this, from a 2015 Clickhole article where they asked a series of astronauts 'What's it like to be in space?'

[twentybrokenipodclassics @bigboymemezone]

@_theFleshPrince @tonyhawktruther @willmenaker damn when you put it like this guys kind of goated. shame he became christian but like otherwise

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

atheist gf: can you please just be normal while my family is here

christian bf: *hanging special orbs on a magic tree* are you folks washed in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb?

guy who says 'hot water heater': i'm a sold car salesman

soviet trent reznor: head laika hole

[Micke Andersson @TetsuoIronman]

@policytensor The Arabian plate is converging with the Eurasian so the Hormuz strait will close by itself in a few millions years effectively rendering this entire issue irrelevant.

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

they've done it. they've invented unpopularism

[Fagliacci🏳️‍⚧️ @HP_Rorycraft]

I love that the soundtrack to th death of American empire is a song about having gay sex