KFC Kardashian

born and bred in detroit michigan, ohio

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

alert! 100 million cowboys are moseying straight towards you

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares

[Jon Taffer @jontaffer]

MOLD EVERYWHERE

[Deep Fried Twinkie @deepfriedtwinke]

hl2 horror mod from 2011 protag: ugh.... my head.... I have to go to the store at 3 am to buy some fucking cigarettes
his bedroom:

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i’m cryin did y’all know patrick living under rock is a metaphor for him being stupid as fuck ??😭😭😭

[KFC Kardashian @BigBradHells]

“$1200 a month plus utilities, no smoking, no pets, no washer/dryer, street parking only. Minimum credit score of 850 required”

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Dude shows his super sketchy apartment

[Ash🎨 🎭 🎮 @FleurashDesign]

I’m sorry this video still hilarious🤣

[KFC Kardashian @BigBradHells]

railroad companies when you tell them they should have to inspect the wheels and brakes on their toxic chemical trains

[KFC Kardashian @BigBradHells]

watching clothes spin in the dryer is truly the Plato’s Cave of our era

[drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 @drewcoffman]

obsessed with a youtube video called 'The Pricemaster' where a masked man stands on stage and gives ridiculous prices to every object at a yard sale

there's 30 minute of this and i'm going to watch it over and over again for the rest of my life

[KFC Kardashian @BigBradHells]

Mm-hmm yep, yeah. These all make sense when you think abou- what

[Jake Bailey 🦅 @Bacob_jailey]

Giving a cigarette to the drunk guy at a dive bar is like recruiting your own private mercenary for the night

[beloved donkey, Eeyore @UrineRecycler]

(intervention)
my sister: we’re here because we love and care about you. we want you to know th-

me: *taking hit off my crackpipe* how can you sit there and criticize me when you haven’t even tried this shit?

sister: there’s no nee-

friend, eyes all red: hey let’s hear him out

[beloved donkey, Eeyore @UrineRecycler]

BREAKING: scientists are freaking out after seeing me sprint at them in the parking lot

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

a photographer took a photo of a guy before and after bender told him to bite his shiny metal ass

[KFC Kardashian @BigBradHells]

using my three wishes to psychologically torture the genie before the bastard gives me a monkeys paw