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[Mark @MDSmalls23]

If you take out the fact you can’t breathe air, can’t eat any produce and can’t drive on any road in Ohio without a traffic barrel coming at you, it’s really been a great week so far

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

processed food was literally designed for you to eat. organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[barney @Southclaws]

the internet's biggest mistake was choosing 32 bits for ipv4

if they chose 8 bits instead, then the world would only have around 250 computers which would be much better for everyone involved

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[QuadStar Digital @QuadStarDG]

QuadStar will be closed for our annual Summer Break from 7/3 - 7/10. We'll be back on Monday 7/13.

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

they should invent eyes you can rub without consequences

[. @playboicurrryy]

why do baby clothes have pockets they have no money or goals

[sephie is sane @3thyr3al]

despite being an "angry bird" it remains stoic in the face of conflict, many of us could learn a lesson here

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[༺ 𐂂 ༻ @touchmoonflower]

the city heaves and stutters like an animal troubled by dreams

[Elai @elaifresh]

Lmao would anyone even notice this in SF?

I want to hear more about wireflow honestly…