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[blake!!! @bigbumblake]

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[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

Owning a vape has taught me that nicotine isn't even half as addicting as the inhale habit itself

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

UPDATE: Telegram has now been removed from the Apple App Store worldwide.

[morally grey @knowncougar]

i have seen this back camera flash lipsync behaviour several times in-person at gigs now (mid-pit mind you) and i cannot stress to you how fucking stupid you look doing that

[zoyya ꪆৎ @luvlychoso]

this is the type of bullshit that happens when I miss a match bruh

[mac 🫐 gay master from the gay republic @ardokranch]

how it feels to have an anxiety disorder

[The gal who stole the sun 🔆💥💣 @gaIpsycho]

What the fuck is my highschool friend posting on his story man.

[mina @HOBlTAE]

i guess i really understand why football fans are mental now because i’ve just been larping for the world cup and i feel slightly ill now that it’s all over for us

[blake!!! @bigbumblake]

@loverofsoreen omg hi erin i havent seen u in ages

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

england just won a match of their life and then kane is standing there sounding like kermit trying to talk becoming a generational meme in real time im in tears

[Larissa @databenderr]

Não dói nem um pouco. O Neymar nasceu com o tipo de talento que 1 pessoa em 1 bilhão nasce, e escolheu desperdiçar isso em whisky, poker e mulher. Nunca se comprometeu com nada, nunca se responsabilizou por nada.

Viveu metade da carreira lesionado porque tem o preparo físico e a resistência de um bebum, fez questão de vender a própria imagem mais por polêmica extracampo que por esforço no campo e, quando percebeu que não conseguiria nada com isso, aparelhou o Santos e a CBF.

Além de tudo é mimado, desrespeitoso e tem 0 fairplay. Um delinquente que sequestrou nossa camisa por mais de 1 década e alimentou uma péssima cultura no nosso futebol. Finalmente acabou.

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

realising you’ve hit breaking point with the heat when your brain starts bringing out the “isn’t there a law that says we can all go home if it’s too hot” like a teenager trying to get out of maths

[domi do PSTU. ⚧☭⁴ @butchvique]

lésbicas tem uns diálogos tipo

— nossa, queria tanto uma namorada
— eu também, amiga
— logo você encontra alguém. você é bonita, inteligente, engraçada, carinhosa, uma pessoa incrível!
— digo o mesmo de você!

[n8 @wkeyholder]

how do i tell women at the bar that i don’t want to fuck i just want to be their boyfriend for 2 hours, make out and go home

[José ۞ @jlfs_]

Joder es que es tan REAL esto. Gestos que hacen sentirte seguro y no tener miedo a ser tú mismo

[dre 🍭 MACARON HATER @sacredbrowni]

im so pissed about google removing the definition box and fully replacing it with ai generated bullshit

[ALUNCEDO @Mbakaza4L]

DO NOT TURN A BLIND EYE TO THIS. HOLY SHIT.

[LUKA @aso9nglobob]

Living with your parents at 23 is an infinite money glitch which is great until youre trying to have sex

[jo. @sereneObscurity]

letterboxd should display movie runtime in hours and minutes instead of just minutes

[poppy 🦋 @notpopbase]

@PopCrave @Delta34bg republicans run their mouths 24/7 about “free speech” yet do the most to censor and silence it