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[xtina @bigcbaby23]

These guys on Love is Blind falling in love and crying over these girls after 6 days and I’m waiting to get a text back from someone I took Plan B for last week

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

Going to the dispensary and asking for the weakest thing they have

[Ellis @subuwustevens]

I like how "not my circus, not my monkeys" softly implies that you DO have a circus—perhaps even complete with monkeys—but this isn't it

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me at the job i begged god for

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

mood

[xtina @bigcbaby23]

God I love working in fancy restaurants there is always some TEA

[xtina @bigcbaby23]

Turns out when you cry at work… you leave with a free pasta at the end… very interesting

[M 🍉 @noncough]

Martini, oysters, negroni, cigarettes. I belong with them.

[xtina @bigcbaby23]

Like what the worse they are gonna say “who was that girl?” Lmao I wouldn’t se you guys ever again so I don’t think it matters

[xtina @bigcbaby23]

I’m not feeling good at this concert pregame so I’m lying down by myself cause guess what I don’t know anyone that’s here either except for two dudes I’ve met once who call me “Cristine” and I was all in my head about it but I’ve just decided I couldn’t care less

[Socratease @renfairebarbie]

I have this at work

[aru 🔬 @elfbotanist]

happy pride month

[xtina @bigcbaby23]

I mean it def help that they pay for 75% of my order lol

[xtina @bigcbaby23]

I love my dive bar after work, all so happy to see me and my name is “Cristina Darling” lmao

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“do you find it difficult to ask others for help?”

me:

[xtina @bigcbaby23]

So tired

[xtina @bigcbaby23]

My god he is so hot!!!!!!!!

[xtina @bigcbaby23]

@marccalabeast still can’t believe you did this to me 😂😂😂😂

[lilcrawls @lilcrawls]

S/o to @marccalabeast for being a real one and showing me how much of a rat my sister is

[xtina @bigcbaby23]

Like I have wanted to leave but I am outnumbered and I didn’t drive

[xtina @bigcbaby23]

I’m at an ice cream shop and it’s two poor HS girls and they close in 10 minutes, the line is out the door, and these people are asking for like SIX samples each??? Read the fckin room