Margarita Marc

I'm just trying to get verified 🦁

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

Just saw a kid smoking out of an apple. Glad to see some traditions are being passed down.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

Reality tv show idea: Take people who work 9-5 jobs and put them in the service industry and whoever lasts the longest wins all the tip money they make.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

Idk how grown men wake up and decide that they are going to wear tights to the gym.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

Had an old lady order a ketamine and soda today instead of a kettle and soda.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

I saw some kids a ding dong ditch today and I lied to cover their backs

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

Never realized how many ladies love the stache until I kept it for a week. I swear it’s a magnet.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

Ladies either love my mustache or absolutely hate it.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

A woman just walked into the bar I’m at with two abandoned puppies and they will not be abandoned after tonight

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

People who work 9-5 jobs can’t comprehend the shit I see working as a bartender. When I tell them stories it sounds like I’m just making stuff up.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

You know you’re my real friend if I have a funny picture of you as your contact photo in my phone.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

@bigcbaby23 Try Craigslist I’m sure you’ll have better luck

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

Just saw a homeless dude using a Etch-A-Sketch as his shopping list.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

My favorite people watching spots are airports, amusement parks and Walmart.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

I feel like an airport is where some people feel the most comfortable.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

Worked both my bartending jobs today and I think I made over 1,000 margaritas and that’s on the low end.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

I’m a Dive Bar kinda guy. Fuck the nightclubs

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

@Ninja

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

If you aren’t eating a chocolate covered strawberry once a week, you are wasting your life.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

@itszgo @yektabangz22 @KingChuck__

[Kindergarten BabyApes @KBabyApes]

🎉2x FREE NFT GIVEAWAY🎉

Rules:
1. Follow us @KBabyApes 🐵👋
2. Like, Retweet & Tag 3 friend! ♥️
3. Join Discord server https://t.co/LfUybpwSBk 🚀

Ends in 48h

#NFT #NFTGiveaway #nftcollectors #NFTdrops #nfts #KBAFORTHEKIDS #apefollowape #apes #NFTCommunity

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

Blacked out and woke up in my dogs bed 5 feet from my actual bed.

[Margarita Marc @marccalabeast]

If I see people running/working out this morning I will flip you off.