I told my girlfriends I'm gonna play a little joke on my billionaire neighbor & accuse him of sexually abusing me. Apparently he doesn't have a sense of humor & had the nerve to call me names & deny it. This pissed me off so now I'm gonna sue the fuck out of him for defamation
Dem Cities asking Residents to take in Illegals? Kiss my ASS!!! Gracie Mansion all you Elites with your Mansions open YOUR damn house up the people are done with your bullshit!!!
The only difference between Claudine Gay's anti-Semitic Harvard meltdown and Kanye West's antiemetic meltdown is that Claudine Gay has never worn a MAGA hat
In Israel, that's how we roll:
Last Friday, Yanon, from Jericho, was returning from his base. His wife asked him if he could pick up challah for Shabbat. He popped into a familiar bakery in Jerusalem for his purchase.
On his way out, he noticed a new herring store and decided to venture in. Before long, he picked up some nice herring, liver, vegetables, and kugel. Then he went to pay ...
A man who entered the shop observed him in tactical gear and gun, slapped down his credit card, and announced: "It's on me." A young "kollel" man called out: "Hey, you're taking away my mitzvah! I was planning to pay for him!"
The store owner then turned to them: "You're both wrong! I never planned to take any money off this soldier in the first place!"
Yanon left with food in his hand and so much love in his heart. Love for a nation that truly cares for one another.
'Cause in Israel, that's how we roll!
If you are one of the people who impulsively adopt a kitten or puppy for Christmas & then are horrified to find they *act* like kittens & puppies so they have to be *rehomed*, do me a favor and DONT GET THE PET. They shouldn't have to pay for your inability to manage expectations