The Don

Ohio University Alum ‘18 #MTTM

[The Don @BigChamppp]

If we lose it is all mason's fault. He popped a bottle of champagne in the bottom of the 9th

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Don’t worry about Elon becoming rich with his own money.

Worry about politicians becoming rich with your money.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!

[Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan]

Senators will have their pay withheld if a government shutdown occurs, beginning in November on the day after Election Day. Senate just approved Louisiana GOP Senator John Kennedy's resolution by unanimous consent to make this change only impacting Senators. It does not apply to House members. Senators will receive their withheld pay once the government shutdown ends.

[Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan]

On Day 76 of the partial DHS shutdown, House by unanimous consent approved the Senate-unanimously passed bill funding DHS including Coast Guard, FEMA, TSA & U.S. Secret Service except ICE and CPB through Sept. 30th. Bill now heads to the White House.

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

FIVE IN A ROW 😲

Ohio State WRs are different 🔥

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

nobody's been this far from a Waffle House before

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

@NASA @NASAKennedy Say hi to moon for me pls :)

[Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan]

March 29, 2026: Today is now the longest government shutdown in U.S. history as the partial DHS funding lapse hits 44 days and counting, passing the previous 43-day record of a full government shutdown which ended in mid-November. Both the Senate & House are on recess for 2 weeks over the Easter & Passover holidays, with no votes scheduled until April 13 & 14 respectively as the stalemate on funding DHS continues. @cspan

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

BREAKING

TMZ is asking for pictures of members of Congress on vacation:

“If anybody goes to Disney World with their family for spring break or anywhere on vacation

and you see 1 of the 535 members of Congress, take a picture & send it to us.

We will post that picture on our website, on our social media, & we will put it on our television shows.

We want to show what they are doing at your expense.”

👏

[Andrew Siciliano @AndrewSiciliano]

Chase DeLauter + Hammy.

[NWS Cleveland @NWSCLE]

@jacecraftmiller The latest GLM imagery (1301Z) does suggest that the boom was a result of a meteor.

[NE Ohio Scanner @NEO_Scan]

Maple Hts ~ Explosion No Fire - 16600s Maple Hts Blvd - also Shaker Hts, also Cleveland Hts. Receiving 50-60 calls for sound of "earthquake like" explosion in the area. Attempting to localize it. #ThingsWeHear #Literally -BW

[The Don @BigChamppp]

@punkass81 @NEO_Scan So did I

[Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan]

On Day 27 of partial DHS shutdown, Senate will vote once again to advance legislation to fund and reopen DHS. 60 votes are needed. With no deal in place, the legislation is expected to be blocked mainly along party lines again.

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

Michigan has had 11 staffers either arrested (7) or banned from the sport for rules violations (4) since Jim Harbaugh arrived.

#GoBlue 〽️

[Andrew Siciliano @AndrewSiciliano]

Head-butting an official isn’t an ejection?

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

And here we go.

#GuardsBall | #GuardiWins

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

The miraculous comeback is complete! 🤯

The @CleGuardians will be playing Postseason baseball!!!

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

the Alpha Dawg has been unleashed 🐶

@JoeFlacco | #DawgPound