Che Adams

Account dedicated to Che Adams’ large penis TikTok:@bigchoppercheadams

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Mickey Mount 👻 best English youngster when he realises he can’t stat-pad against Norwich city anymore 😱

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Haaland is being extremely disrespectful with his hatrick. He didn’t even once think of the poor starving kids in Africa.

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Offical Poster, upcoming Movie: 𝗚𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 👻

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Who are you taking on their day?

This may seem absurd but remember the BBC trio was good as well.

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Masterclass performance from the man himself Che Adams. 2 goals! That’s the same amount of inches Son Heung-Min is packing!!!

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Now that Casemiro has finally joined the premier league. The best defensive midfielder in the prem has been decided. N’Golo Kante.

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Clear of Penaldo. Stats don’t lie.

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Erling Haaland has credited food and water for his current form, stating: “without it, I probably wouldn’t be alive”

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Richarlison said he spent his off-season buying and reselling feet pics. He believes it’s the future of Crypto Trading!

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Wesley Fofana will be staying at Leicester, after Jamie Vardy threatened to releases a file on Fofana’s computer titled “FOR MY UNCLE” If we was to join Chelsea

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Cristiano Ronaldo to Chelsea is OFF! He rejected the club after seeing a video on Thomas Tuchel’s computer titled “Kai Havertz and Mason Mount fun fun time”. Ronaldo has opted to stay at Manchester United and fight relegation.

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Anthony Gordon was asked about his questionable music taste. Defensively, replied immediately “KATY PERRY IS A QUEEN”. He then ran away like a little bitch and cried in the corner.

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Do you need Pace? call Mbappe

Do you need Dribbling? call Hazard

Do you need Defense? call Ramos

Do you need Flair? call Neymar

Do you need Passing? call De Bruyne

Do you need Shooting? call Ronaldo

But if you want all this in one player...

Call JOHN STONES 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍺🐐

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Different jobs, similar people
Adolf Hitler: hates Jews
Ivan Toney: hates Brentford

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Underrated player: Tyrone Mings

0 Domestic violence scandals
0 betting scandals
0 racist/sexist/homophobic actions

No bad publicity, just strictly Fucking Shit at football !

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Mesut Özil’s career downfall has finally been explained! When showering after training during his time at Arsenal, a player saw him accidentally drop the soap. We know what happened next. We understand that the offender was Hector Bellerin.

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Frank Lampard and the Everton board are currently desperate to sell Dele Alli. In training, he responded to one of Frank Lampard commands with “yes daddy”,resulting in the club wanting to sell the player. FIFA will investigate.

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Despite having the same surname, Daniel James is NOT Lebron James’ brother 😱.

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Manchester United have pulled out of the Adrien Rabiot sweepstakes! We believe this is a result of a file named “DADDY’s NAUGHTY BOY” being found on his computer. He will stay at Juventus for now.

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Breaking: Manchester United’s top score this season, Pascal Groß has been training for Brighton recently. As Manchester United’s only goalscorer this season, the club will investigate this manner. More to come!