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katie 🔪 she/they

[hernia hottie @bigdadcalves]

if he cures endometriosis i will forgive the pussy health post

[Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez]

What do you mean Bryan Johnson is doing his weird science shit on his girlfriend but its probably the most comprehensive and highly funded research in women's health and he is probably going to cure endometriosis ?????

[hernia hottie @bigdadcalves]

@Andy katie from key west- question for sweet beautiful ciara! you’ve shared so much about your strained relationship with your father in the past, do you think that buying your grandparents’ house might provide an opportunity for reconnection?

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

make ciara the bachelorette
put lindy west + her throuple on summer house
kyle cooke becomes a mormon husband (loverboy pivot to dirty soda)
taylor frankie paul locked in a room with west and jesse solomon for 1 hour. she gets two barstools

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

I have an idea that will solve two problems: Lindy West new Bachelorette

[hernia hottie @bigdadcalves]

@offbeatorbit it’s not looking good

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

why does every day feel like this

[hernia hottie @bigdadcalves]

i love this picture so much i put it in one of the leftover frames from our wedding decor but accidentally put it in the box we brought to the wedding coordinator and she ended up on our memorial table ❤️

[hernia hottie @bigdadcalves]

the first christmas after my mom died my dad drank several bottles of baileys and watched tom cruise’s cocktail over and over until my grandpa begged him to put something else on

[Variety @Variety]

Aubrey Plaza says grieving her husband Jeff Baena is "a daily struggle" and feels like the Apple TV+ movie "The Gorge," starring Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy.

"In the movie, there’s a cliff on one side and a cliff on the other side, and a gorge in between that’s filled with monster people trying to get them,” Plaza explained. “I swear when I watched it I was like, ‘That feels like what my grief is like,’ or what grief could be like. At all times, there’s a giant ocean of awfulness that’s right there and I can see it. Sometimes I just want to dive into it and be in it, and sometimes I look at it. Sometimes I try to get away from it. It’s always there, and the monster people are trying to get me — like Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy."

Read more here: https://t.co/SxRdnpVXsb

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

If you have a problem with this I know you're not a Real Griever, because after my dad passed away I began to see OLD (the last movie he saw in a theater, which he LOVED) as this insanely profound, comforting artifact

[hernia hottie @bigdadcalves]

sorry i simply can’t be normal about taylor announcing an album on my birthday 10 year old me is sobbing in sam goody rn

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

not to be the ghost of christmas future for ED twitter, but you will have GI problems by the end of your 20s and have to get a colonoscopy and have an embarrassingly hot resident tell you about your insides not in the way you want

[hernia hottie @bigdadcalves]

we lost our wookie yesterday. she was the only dog i’ve ever raised from birth and i am so grateful to have spent all 16 1/2 years of her life by her side.

[hernia hottie @bigdadcalves]

nothing like scheana shay on your wedding day

[hernia hottie @bigdadcalves]

most important frame of our wedding video

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

The Family Stone is one of the most insane movies ever made. up there with The Human Centipede

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

every single person i know is reading this book

[hernia hottie @bigdadcalves]

deeply grateful that my mother didn’t have to witness any of this

[hernia hottie @bigdadcalves]

married :,)

[hernia hottie @bigdadcalves]

@PaceOfMyHeart it’s so fun but so expensive 😭

[hernia hottie @bigdadcalves]

thinking about skipping my own rehearsal dinner so i can go see charli in denver