i love being famous some random scary roadman tried jumping me in an alley and all his buddies who idk and ive never met before stopped him and hugged me and said no hes chill its ace marseh we love ace marseh
walked past my favourite homeless lady lighting her crack spoon in an alleyway at half 7 on a monday and she smiled and said hi to me gosh how i wish to be like her one day
google dot com big gay black men kissing and pissing and shitting and farting all over eachother oh wait aha didnt realise this was twitter i sure hope no one acts out my fantasies on me
i now have license plate of a silver ford that was registered in june 2024, is taxed, produces 218g/km of co2, uses deisel, and was manufactured in 2024 hung up on my wall!