Jesse

doubt and belief cannot live in the same house💯 husband to the lovely @shelbylynnnn_

[Robbie Dowd @Robbie_Dowd24]

Tweet of the year oh my god

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me after dumping my FAAB on a player no one else bid on...

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

HARBAUGH: Jameis we’re going to need you to start the last 15 games of the season. you spent the offseason preparing for this right
JAMEIS: of course coach

JAMEIS THIS OFFSEASON:

[Deven @devenbhooshan]

My relationship advice to everybody:

Find a partner in life that admires such small gestures from you much more than the grand ones.

[The Fisherman | 🥩🇨🇱 @Thefishermanm]

O velho do bairro me disse: "Não se esqueça que a bússola foi inventada antes do relógio, porque a direção é mais importante que o tempo."

[Cincy Stripes @StripesCincy]

James Cook: “You know I was thinking, it would be really awesome if you could let me rush for a touchdown”

Josh Allen: “Yeah but, if you score, how am I going to score? Think about it”

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

A more brave front office would’ve moved granny to food prep years ago and switched to a solid platoon system of aunts and picked up a few daughter-in-law‘s in free agency.

[The Chef 👨🏽‍🍳 @TheChefKayy]

Mf that’s called a iPod!

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

“Ok now this seems a little f*cked up…”

[PonyACCess @ACCessPony]

What 15 million bought you in 1803 vs what it buys you in 2026

[Kurt, etc. @Kurt_A_Eff]

Every now and then this country shows glimpses of the actual greatness it’s capable of

[MD @mike_daddino]

Show this video the next time someone asks why you love sports

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

My wife hearing the first beer open knowing Saturdays are gone for the next 5 months

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Kirk Herbstreit shares the INSANE “secret” he believes helped him and his wife go 4 FOR 4 having boys 😭💀

“My wife was a gymnast… When we were done with what we’ve done, she heard the male sperm would go faster, so she would do a handstand, go up on the bed, and we are 4 for 4.” 🤣

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

IT'S NEVER GOOD ENOUGH

You need to keep raising the bar to duplicate success

[Last of the Fullbacks @TheLastFullback]

Whoever made this edit deserves a raise

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

POV: you drafted Jeanty in the 8th round during the few hours everyone thought he was out for the year

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

"I never said thank you for keeping bugs away from the window"

"And you'll never have to"

*Dark knight theme plays*

[Emmiewinnie @Emmie_fly]

Gay person asking me for directions*

Me: "Go Straight"

[Cons @CaptainCons]

Walking in the house earlier my hands were full so I asked my 3yo daughter to close the door behind us

She closes it and says, “cause we not air conditioning the neighborhood.”

It was at that point that I have never been more proud of her in her little life