Dale Campbell

Just a hardworking guy trying to keep up to date. bad/ass

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

If I were to beat the shit out of a furry would it be assault or animal abuse?

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

He’s a woman

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

And Whoopi Goldberg

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I really just want to say that I hate the Amish

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

@BryanAGraham Jokes on you I couldn’t read it.

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

https://t.co/xLWV4HsJze @BryanAGraham all I’m trying to do is read an article about a guy pitching a no hitter on LSD and you made me get out a dictionary in the first paragraph you piece of shit

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@barstoolsports Fuck sorry guys didn’t mean to have my flash on

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

@OvOBrezzzy Shut your broke ass up

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

@Wendys Bend over and I’ll show you, whore.

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

It may be more appetizing to eat literal dog shit than reheated rice

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

@ChadRGambles The one fucking thing I tell you not to tweet about COME ON MAN

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

I can’t believe that nobody told me it’s pi day!!! #HappyPiDay

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

@jaredklep Great minds think alike

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@Wendys Stupid ad

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

Brrre so cold in the gym rn I think I need to wear a beanie for my next lift!!!!!!!

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I could probably fuckin remake the song in GarageBand faster than it’ll take for it to load on shit ass 5G

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FUCK 5G

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

Latest greatest technology my balls i can’t wait to see how little 6G is gonna work when it comes out

[Dale Campbell @bigdalesback]

Hey @TheYankeeCandle you guys should start making a swamp ass scented candle because they will sell out indefinitely

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@ChadRGambles All hail plankton