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#SFSAFM ig jaredklep

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LLGS

[one fortunate lizard @CozyGEDi]

@AmericanAir I left my dear, sweet Nintendo Switch with MLB the Show 24™️ inserted on my flight from Phoenix to Philadelphia over the weekend. After de-boarding in Philadelphia & quickly realizing at the gate that my dear, sweet babies were not in my possession, I patiently asked

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@CozyGEDi My girlfriend would say the same

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@CozyGEDi Oh no

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@CozyGEDi Big TDot

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@CozyGEDi You’re just saying this because it’s directly relatable to you

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Been a minute - fuck X

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@CozyGEDi

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Hotel California might just be one of the best pieces of music ever made idc

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@CozyGEDi Dislike fuck wasps

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@johnsorisio How insightful sorcese

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@bigdalesback @BryanAGraham Spanning anals?!?

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@CozyGEDi https://t.co/kjfFkcTigV

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Please don’t be the person who does their set right in front of the dumbbell rack.

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One day I’ll own a stovetop that is level

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Mixy kinda night

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@cearahs_ Can’t be

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Been a minute. Juice goat.

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@CozyGEDi Exactly what I was thinking

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@spk_dom @Gruqe 😂😂😂

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@J_luna999 Ur feet and socks are wet stop lying to yourself

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How are people still wearing crocs in the winter?!?