Andrew Bernard

my 2022 resolution is to go viral and I’m all out of covid strains

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

Not the nicoguillotine

[New York Post @nypost]

France bans Zyns and other nicotine pouches - with violators facing 5 years in prison and a shocking fine https://t.co/eG49CMesKD

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

Golden retriever bf//ship of Theseus gf undefeated

[Eden @EedenEnne]

girfriends, ask him body part by body part which swaps he'd make

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

I was going to tweet that fritos are spiritually a depression era chip but then I looked it up and turns out they are just actually a depression era chip

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

All time internet day

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

All time internet day

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

Average angle formed by body and ground on the market Frankford line has to be minimum 45 degrees

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

More ya know, fitting

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

@onlyyagirl_ 💍

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

Previously was pro more high speed rail but learning this is even a remote possibility I'm now voting for slower rail. If you're a new yorker do NOT come down here and ruin Philly. Let's like get rid of trains altogether maybe?

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

If we had true high-speed rail, it would take longer to commute from Coney Island to Manhattan than it would to take the Acela from Philadelphia. Imagine how many housing shortages could be solved if Albany and Philadelphia were within an hour’s commute.

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

Seeing a lot of bigoted takes on here that a certain group does terrible things like:
-General misogyny
-Strict overadherence to archaic doctrine
-Sexual violence against young women
-Sex with goats
-Run sham charities
-Loud

Can't stand for this. Frat guy HATE needs to stop!

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

@slobster_roll https://t.co/k45hXExhQu

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

@UnkleAyo This is worst category of AI slop I've ever come across. Great news though- apparently "women who balance conversation" or whatever l are only a click away at https://t.co/aR6cxN9v6m

[hannah @shamediarist]

i’m obviously not talking about people who ABUSED you or hurt you terribly or ruined your life. can everyone chill out

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

Absolutely devastated to discover that if 1985 by Bowling for Soup came out this year, it would literally have to reference itself, a hit song from around 2 decades ago

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

@bputre @PeterJamesBurke Time for Burkes baby to meet Uncle TLew???

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

This would make a great soundtrack to like a Sega arcade game from 1982
https://t.co/d1jRJ7pRdD

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

@BuzzPatterson Hillary feeding off him clearly, sad! Without a supply of interns to keep him strong Bill can't sustain Hillarys feedings

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

Call me crazy but I think Joe Biden mightve just been using docusign...

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

@simpwitdashrimp Insane happened to see this, thought it was weird, next day booked a "single room" in Osaka and ended up with this

[Andrew Bernard @bigdickbernard]

LIFE HACK: You can put your zyn in the feminine hygiene products trash can it's equal rights