Metatron

Voice of God | Highest ranking angel | To speak to me, is to speak to the Almighty | (good omens rp blog)

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

@Michaelarchh777 Michael. This is not in heaven, right? While it is not encouraged, an angel can consume matter in an earthly body, but not in our true forms, in heaven.

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

@GuardingEastG8 why cant i summon the file like any other immaterial one? I have the highest clearance out of everyone!

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

I didn't think my presence would be needed for such a mundane task as locating a file. So much incompetency in one place. Give me a minute, i will get it.

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

I didn't think my presence would be needed for such a mundane task as locating a file. So much incompetency in one place. Give me a minute, i will get it.

[Saraquel 😑 @_StateUrPurpose]

I officially feel that we should give up on this search…

Where is Metatron?

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

@Michaelarchh777 @GuardingEastG8 Aziraphale! I see you've returned from your little detour. I must state that these changes have all been approved by me personally, and they're not to be changed.
About the Earthly Environment Recreation, it should be perfect for the Human Corner, without any supernatural beings.

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

@Michaelarchh777 @lindamartin2026 She is not, indeed. But She has been disappointed in this particular former-angel before, and after this blasphemy She has no interest in ever letting such a failure back into our ranks.

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

@lindamartin2026 @Michaelarchh777 Your human brain would melt if you even saw their true forms. How arrogant to think you understand even one hundredth of my reasons, and you dare say you know better.

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

I approve, it was long overdue someone finally re-established this crucial rule. An alarming number of individuals have started to go against the natural order of things, they needed the reminder.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

Heavenly Update #2: Relationships between angels and demons are now prohibited. This includes friendships, partnerships and secret arrangements. If you are currently involved in such a relationship, stop it. If you believe your situation is an exception, it isn’t.

Regards,
– M

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

@lindamartin2026 @Michaelarchh777 Well I know humans have no place in angels' business, so i advise you don't talk about what you can't understand.

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

@Michaelarchh777 Great adjustments Michael, if you do great i might rethink my decision regarding the Supreme Archangel Position.
I also add traitor angel to the list

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

@GuardingEastG8 Aziraphale, no. This is so counter-productive, we as angels dont need sleep, it's just wasted time.

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

@GuardingEastG8 @lindamartin2026 @Michaelarchh777 @majestyuriel @_StateUrPurpose Aziraphale, that human better already be dead, you KNOW you can't bring souls who haven't been deemed worthy by the Final Judgement up here!

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

@GuardingEastG8 Nothing can justify bringing Earthly matter into Heaven. Aziraphale, we're not humans, we have a job, a responsibility to God. To maintain the side of Good, pure, and separate from Earth. If Heaven gets tainted by Earthly matter, the careful balance will be ruined.

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

Aziraphale!
You ought to stop with this utter balderdash!
I'm deeply disappointed that none of these new "Improvements" have been discussed with me beforehand.
Earthly matter has no place in Holy Heaven, as I'm sure you know.
I hope you will correct your mistakes.
The Metatron

[Aziraphale🪽 @GuardingEastG8]

Heavenly Greetings,

All angels are welcomed to enjoy the various imitative of our Heavenly Improvements project.

I myself am always enjoying the benefits of Accessing Earthly Objects, such as donuts.

What other foods would you find enjoyable to access?

Regards,
A—

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

@ineffablejesus No need to worry, if Aziraphale understands his duties, it wont be more than a little reminder, a friendly chat, even.

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

Aziraphale, I believe I have to have a talk with you about your position as Supreme Archangel, and what is and isn't in your authority to do, as well as the possible consequences of failing to obey God's will.

[Aziraphale🪽 @GuardingEastG8]

@bestsupremearch @BigFloatingHead Hello Gabriel,

No, as the Supreme Archangel, I can assure you that your presence is still being looked forward to amongst these angels here.

I will be there to give you access to the lift tonight, come rain or shine.

Regards,
A—

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

It is a "no-go", indeed, glad to see you recognize that. We do not need traitors teaching anything to angels, nor a temptation towards earthly pleasures.
If you disobey, expect further steps to be taken.

[Gabriel 🎺🪽 @bestsupremearch]

@BigFloatingHead So does that mean my speech is a no-go now? I was invited by Aziraphale to address the Heavenly Host about the pleasures of Earth.

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

@ineffablejesus Dear boy, we must keep Heaven free from such material objects, preserve it as holy as it was intended to be, you understand.

However, you can ingest donuts on Earth to your heart's desire, it's great for the project that you spend time amongst humans.

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

@majestyuriel Reply to Uriel. Well, Uriel, perhaps you ought to fill in your superior? Send.

[Metatron @BigFloatingHead]

Twitter, I demand you to follow Aziraphale.