The Dude

flat footed and proud

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

The Peaky Blinders theme sound like Tobuscus

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Must be so embarrassing when you get struck by lightning and everyone can see your skeleton

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"

[Yuvraj @yuvrajtwt]

16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

Just caught myself whistling what I think was a benson Boone song and hit myself and kept hitting myself

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

My brain didn’t shift into fall mode until today. Lowkey beautiful. Didn’t even realize. Mentally I was in summer. Physically in my q zip.

[jack🥳 @JackBeTweeting]

okay yes i will obviously post my favorite will and liam clip

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

I mean seriously I’ve never heard anyone chew gum louder than uber drivers

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Goochy goochy goo bro

[Howling Moetant 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[erin @erndromeda]

don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[brit @booritney]

just heard a man order a pastry by saying "imma say what's up to this bread over here"

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

WHAT IS THIS???

[Trevor Story @Tstory2]

Just talked to the most helpful Dominos order guy. Dude knew his stuff!

[Wet Ball Paul @WufpackSports]

Trippin sack

Listened to simple man by Lynyrd Skynrd 12 times in a row

Playing Mario cart

Turned off all the power ups and just drove
Just drove man

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

Just found my bouncy ball under my blankets that was a nice surprise

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

If my account was a Jewish girl I think she could have her bar mitzvah now

[Sara @SaraCivian]

I’ll never understand when you say “I’m sorry” to express condolences to someone about bad news they shared with you then they go “it’s not your fault”

Like ok Good Will Hunting I’m not saying I killed your grandmother I am sorry that she died. What are you hoping to achieve

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

oh you somehow managed to stop the maxey-lebron pick and roll this time? here’s a jaylen brown tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween