The Dude

flat footed and proud

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

For the first time in my life I figured out how the hand dryer knows your hands are there. Up to yall to figure it out on your own out

[Adam Faze @adamfaze]

I’m so tired of how many experiences of my life are now taken over by phones and content so for my birthday party this year I told my friends to leave their phones at home and had a sketch artist capture the night instead

Art by Madeline Goddard

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

I went to the library and asked if they knew you and they went shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

Why are you posting fireworks on your Instants bro

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

Yea just watched la la land again. I think I’m gonna stick to baseball highlights

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

Imagine if instead of… 😂😂😂 hold on hold on… imagine if… 😂😂😂 oh my god this is too funny I can’t even get it out 😂😂😂 holy shit 😂😂😂 I’m sorry hold on 😂😂

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

I graduated with honors from watermelon sugar high

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

Alright I’ll bite why are the gifs in iMessage called #images

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Let’s Go RED SOX!!

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

There’s some metaphor in running when you focus on everyone passing you because you never turn around to see the people who can’t

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

Watching la la land with my hands over my eyes

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

When i get to the point in the book where the left side is thicker than the right side i get happy

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

Something about how this is the sober version of getting drunk and liking every IG story you see

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

Drinking a Celsius and heart reacting to 3-week old LinkedIn updates

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

Something I learned recently? That dum dum reallllyyyy want gum gum

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

Dude dapped me up at the bar and said “i know what role you play in the friend group” and kept walking

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

@JColeNC WE OUTSIDE WE OUTSIDE WE OUTSIDE

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

Hopped in an empower for the first time and this guy is throwing his finished chicken wings out the window and asking me for directions

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

And dude next to me is viciously digging in his mouth to get the remnants of his Pret sandwich out of his teeth

[The Dude @bigforeheadguy]

Dude testing out different types of white noise out loud on the subway