Came over to my bro crib to chill but when I got there this nigga didn’t have any fuckin bottoms on and was walking around naked. I was confused asf but my meat wasn’t. I took my shit off too. My pipe ended up all in bro butt eventually and I couldn’t pull it out neither🥴🍆
I didn’t realize the builders were at my parents house. After watching me jack off by the door for 5 mins, they decided to help themselves to my holes. Ended up liking my cunt so much they employed me as a worksite bitch.
Hotrod caught Manny looking at porn and went straight for the kitchen fuck 😩 Bathing that big pipe in chocolate then nailing Manny to the floor and counter, rough ass destruction 🔥
I just went over to grab some weed. At least, that’s what I thought. The moment I got inside, My dealers stripped my clothes off, yelled at me to lay down and take it. “I can pay!!” I said. “Bitch, we don’t even want money. We just want that sweet pussy”
They say size doesn’t matter, but that’s not quite true, is it? Bro hadn’t sealed the deal since high school and his buds told him to try the gay bar.
“They don’t care. They’ll love it.”
They forgot a few important details, but it all worked out.