Zach Sundsted

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Is it just me or does this beer taste a little flat...

[Albert Einstein @EinsteinParody]

A demonstration on the size of the galaxy.. http://t.co/esnDGoNcpj

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Stephen Colbert is a practicing Roman Catholic and teaches sunday school.

[Zach Sundsted @bigfuckingigs]

@SavageOnIy @SubliminaImsg @wittyville

[Country Words @ACountryWord]

Are you free this weekend?

*gazes into distance*
*sheds single tear*
*bald eagle screeches*

I'm always free.