lord gesus

yes, she is a bitch. she/her ✨ | 25 🏳️‍🌈

[ᴊᴀʏ ☕️ | 💋 @jayscrave]

Nicki Minaj single handedly ruining her legacy and career all in the span of a day:

[lord gesus @biggbicth]

Shanks after telling the sea monster to fuck off

[lord gesus @biggbicth]

Grant bursting into my room:
“Top two rhymes of all time.
1. Wisconsin and mansion by T-Pain.
2. Cruel Summer and OooOOooH WOOoAahh OH by Taylor Swift”

[sapphics like: @sapphicslike]

what if we kissed in the lesbiancore ikea section

[lord gesus @biggbicth]

I just woke up because my cats eat literally the same thing every day yet one of those demons just took the most foul rancid shit and the smell is somehow spreading through the whole apartment and I feel like I owe my roommates some form of compensation rn

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@Chaybirdd I was too lazy to walk to work so I ubered lmfao

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Why do men’s cars smell so bad I’m going to die of nuclear poisoning

[lord gesus @biggbicth]

Every time someone asks me a question I will respond with “that’s a good question” and I will proceed to not answer said question it’s just the way I’m built

[lord gesus @biggbicth]

I can’t wait until gyatt/rizzler/skibidi/fanum tax/ohio phases out bc like imagine trying to explain this to someone even five years ago

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnGeL]

It’s Oct 1st everyone

[con @wnbatwink]

is it crack? is that what you smoke? you smoke crack?

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Tory Lanez appeared in court today to appeal his convictions for shooting Megan Thee Stallion and bail out of jail, instead of going to state prison to serve his 10-year sentence.

However the judge denied the motion and Tory Lanez is now officially headed to prison.

"The motion will be denied and proceedings concluded. Thank you," Judge Herriford said.

[lord gesus @biggbicth]

The viral videos of middle aged/old people going absolutely feral playing gambling machines is sending me, but the young people are the ones who are weird for our interests now days right

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The fact checkers have had me giggling all day about this

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Just tried to quickly type the word “bigger” and my finger slipped and pressed the letter next to “b” instead. I’ll let y’all guess which letter it was. I sent it before realizing. To a client. Take me away, I’m right here officer

[grant @grantelewis]

me sneaking into my roommates room drunk at 10PM and making her get off video games to watch Twice music videos with me

[🎧 @headphoneemoji]

choose ur fighter Colleen ballinger ukulele apology vs Sienna mae interpretive dance apology

[lord gesus @biggbicth]

Fans are wild

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@itskianaaa_ Dam 😔 ima still phonk tho

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Am I a fake gay for liking phonk music