Drake

AKA BiggyDrake, the ruler of the nine realms

[Drake @BiggDrake]

Hello everyone, it's me: the funniest man on the internet. As you all know, I am the greatest human being of all time. Everyone respects me due to my abundance of intelligence and incredibly large biceps. I hope you all have a radical Thursday. Go Broncos!

[Drake @BiggDrake]

@VeryShortGiant Good morning ladies and gentlemen, please sit down.

[Drake @BiggDrake]

That's what he said.

[Drake @BiggDrake]

I'm back. For 5 minutes.

[Drake @BiggDrake]

I'm back. For 5 minutes.

[Chase Portner @VeryShortGiant]

That awko-taco moment in chemistry when you stick uranium-235 up your ass so that way the next time you shit your city will be the next hiroshima

[Drake @BiggDrake]

@Na15Zone Is it still out?

[CZNA15 @Na15Zone]

"You look like DaBaby"
@brzydono

[Drake @BiggDrake]

@amirasiddique That's a good question

[Drake @BiggDrake]

@Na15Zone You're amazing, Nate.

[Drake @BiggDrake]

@VeryShortGiant Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross?
Why did the chicken do it?
Why?
Why did the...
Why did...
Why...
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[Drake @BiggDrake]

@emurayanna Portrait of a Lady on Fire if you have Hulu.

[Drake @BiggDrake]

Hamlet.

[Drake @BiggDrake]

No.

[Dakota @drowsydakota]

Did I miss anything?

[Drake @BiggDrake]

"Your money is so stinking out of control when it's not in control. I know that's insightful. You can tweet that." -Dave Ramsey

[Drake @BiggDrake]

@emurayanna Me too

[Drake @BiggDrake]

This you?

[Drake @BiggDrake]

Hello everyone, it's me: the funniest man on the internet. As you all know, I am the greatest human being of all time. Everyone respects me due to my abundance of intelligence and incredibly large biceps. I hope you all have a radical Thursday. Go Broncos!

[Drake @BiggDrake]

@HansenGreyson Thank you , Greyson. I was feeling insecure about my usage of lol so I needed a second opinion.

[Drake @BiggDrake]

Is it okay to text the acronym lol to indicate what a person sent you is in fact funny?

[Drake @BiggDrake]

@mayofungus My mom.

[Drake @BiggDrake]

Super Mario Galaxy is a wahoo out of ten.