Chinese Spy Balloon

Aspiring comedy bomber.

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@highbearr I would argue Taylor Swift is Pantera's 'Walk' for women.

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If Andre The Giant kicks you, that boot is hitting your face and balls simultaneously.

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@EpochTimes Probably his corrections officer?

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Not waiting for the Superbowl. I'm going big on @DraftKings with the Groundhogs Day coin flip.

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@Explosm Don't lose your shirt.

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Sign. me. the. f*ck. up.

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It’s not possible to overdose on marijuana, but you should still try.

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Magician gestured so hard he got whiplash.

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My tombstone will be a small QR code that takes visitors to an HTML memorial website featuring a winamp playlist, dancing gifs and only the words "Here likes Michael. Generous lover".

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@Acyn Oh sh*t that's right. I'm late for my daily abortion!

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Now you can pay money for Dumpster Fire+

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@InternetH0F ~ King Solomon

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@skyler_higley My body soaring through the windshield = My Rights 🦅🗽🇺🇸

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TIRED: Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
WIRED: Plastic bottle thrown at face

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@kylegriffin1 Early birthday present!

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Congratulations George Santos!

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Sneezed at the same time a gust of wind blew the leaves away in front of me and never felt so much like I was in a montage of The Incredibles.

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@highbearr As bad as he is at beard-ing.

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If you egg my house, I'll hammer your gaming console.