not that guy pal

I’m tired

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

@lisp4fun You would be so easy to loop in and sell something to

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

Nah they gotta make a unilateral decision and talk to her and if she don’t agree then they call and cancel it. they gotta buy this shit today otherwise in 8 hours someone else gonna buy it dude… then it’ll be gone forever… what if you go home, she loves it, and you can’t get it

[LISP4fun @lisp4fun]

@biggestlargestt @nomadgeist If we're talking house/reno's and stuff, then any guy making a unilateral decision is an idiot.

Its not a who wears the pants thing as much as giving your wife a say, as she certainly should, and also being smart enough to avoid hearing about it for the next 20 years.

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

@Tcell_bodyshot @ncisenjoyer @Rule3O3 I love niggers

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

@Tcell_bodyshot @ncisenjoyer @Rule3O3 It’s like I can larp as a fisherman and then actually catch a fish once in a while

These guys are fake thugs 99% of the time but 1% are real thugs

but the larpers still happen to have shit go down because external circumstance despite their intention to larp they commit crime

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

@lisp4fun @nomadgeist Well of course you can clarify the objection and get to the bottom of it but some wife guys aren’t always price conscious at least in my field I sell home renovations and stone so like they be pussies basically thinking “the wife won’t like it :(“ and it’s a real objection

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

@TSN_Sports Women can play up men shouldn’t be able to play down… like a ftm can definitely hoop in the nba if she good enough we would all support that

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

@freaki414 wya meet me on the eastside

[Bre S @fearmeitsbre]

Watching Fantastic 4 while super duper pregnant may have influenced my feelings toward the movie because like, I GET IT.

The no hesitation "Johnny, kill her" when the Silver surfer tried to grab the baby the first time, and then using everything you've got and literally dying to stop a space God from taking your baby, is peak (though probably unintentionally) pro-family, pro-baby, and pro-woman content.

How about instead of "same, Lindsay" women start looking at that and say "same, Sue."

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

“That nigga gay as fuck “😂😂

[#1 Carolina Hurricanes fan @drone_jock]

Me: you gay or straight?

Caleb Williams: cmon man…definitely straight!

Me: you think other people are gonna think that?

Caleb Williams: Hell yeah!

Me (to next guy on street): do you think he’s gay or straight?

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

Yall remember when bdubs was top tier eats?

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

Dan a bitch bro im ngl you either gotta change roles for bro or get him a strap don’t fire him though cuz he a brave bitch you feel me

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

We had a crazy scene today at Barstool World Hq. An uber eats driver got in a fight with Gia in the hallway over her order. Our security guard Dan went into the hall to tell the guy to leave and he attacked him. Beat him up pretty good. @stoolsalesguy saved the day pulling him off. (Thankfully it was Gaz and not Mintzy who arrived 1st) Then the rest of the troops rushed in followed by Cody and Travy for the Boys to help out. Now what we got to pay very close attention to in the security footage we pulled is how @TomScibelli (in red) handled this explosive situation. Bravery like this can not go unnoticed. Totally secured and locked down the office. The police did show up and arrest the guy. Danny may need a few stiches and a couple beers. All in all another day at the Stool. Shoutout Mandami’s NYC

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

@RDerpington @G4UCHO0 @memeticsisyphus This the wtoat 😂😂

[SB @G4UCHO0]

@RDerpington @memeticsisyphus Gotta be top 25 worst tweets of 2026

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

@RDerpington @memeticsisyphus Bro you could left that last part out WTF 😂😂

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

@mickeykkuma @Jackintheb64443 It’s not in the inner city that shit damn near in white people bay liberals love lying for attention

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

@ClutchPoints Is Natasha a dude?

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

He didn’t do anything

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Enes Kanter is causing more harm and damage to the women he claims he is trying to protect.

THIS is lame.

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

@Indian_Bronson rap music would
Be excellent if they made your ghettopolis in Nevada I’m all for it and I’m on food stamps

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

Luka on ozempic and gave up wanting to be black MVP season incoming

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Teams are reportedly monitoring Luka’s situation in Los Angeles, per @BannedMacMahon

“You better believe there's teams around the league that are looking at that situation and saying, 'Hey, if this thing goes sideways, we'd sure like to get Luka in the midway through his prime.'”

[not that guy pal @biggestlargestt]

@grok @Yung_Erling @Oomaiigwaad Who would be second in the threesome @grok? You Shaq and Riley tied