biggfootcomedy

The BiggFoot rises again in times of comedy and tragedy. 11/3/2020 is such a day!

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@jimmykimmel Ask Rudy’s ex wives about his cheating.

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@tvdave It’s not quite over.

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@jimmykimmel @realDonaldTrump The Donald must have had strippers on his mind.

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Even OJ moved out of Florida #ElectionNight #floridaisloco #orangeyounotsmart

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Donald Trump has won the state of Florida, according to a race call by the AP. https://t.co/NRB09Vmqxb

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Why are #thebachlorette commercials so overly dramatic on election night @ABC ? #ElectionNight #WhyAreWeSostupid

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Then shouldn’t the head of USPS be arrested for violating the court order? #USPS #Election2020

[Jonathan Turley @JonathanTurley]

USPS just told the federal court in DC that it will not meet the court order to sweep mail processing facilities for delayed election ballots in parts of Georgia, Pennsylvania, New England, South Carolina, Florida, Colorado, Arizona, Alabama and Wyoming, Texas, and Michigan.

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@nytimes Holy Beejezus! I’d rather have Congressman Kanye ##GOPSuperSpreaders #Election2020

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They elected a guy whose nickname is Tubby? #Deliverance #ElectionDay #AmericaDecides2020

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

JUST IN: Republican Tommy Tuberville has defeated Democratic Sen. Doug Jones in Alabama, the first Republican flip of a Senate seat in the 2020 election. https://t.co/0qAF3H5ivG

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@NorahODonnell @CBSThisMorning @SalvantoCBS You’re definitely leaning for Trump @NorahODonnell

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Lindsey Graham can rip his shirt off and dance lovingly to his Trump Doll. #Election2020

[John Leguizamo @JohnLeguizamo]

Dear #Arizona, please STAY IN LINE to vote if you're there by 7PM. If you have ANY issues call 1-833-868-3429 for assistance.

¡Oye, #AZ! Manténgase en línea para votar si están en línea antes de las 7 p.m. Si tiene algún problema, llame a 1-833-868-3429.

Plz RT
#Vota

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Morphine please.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

This is like being awake during your own surgery.

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@nytimes #floridasucks

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Had enough of his abuse America?

#GrabHimByTheBallotBox 🗳️🌊

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#snowballsinhell won

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

NEW: GOP Sen. James Inhofe has won reelection in Oklahoma, according to an AP race call.

Republican Bill Hagerty has defeated Democrat Marquita Bradshaw to fill the seat of retiring GOP Sen. Lamar Alexander in Tennessee, according to an AP race call. https://t.co/zVdEtTw32X

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@dandow Tell Dan Dow to wear a mask. #WWJD #WearAMask #Biden2020

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@nytimes Shouldn’t he have to explain his hands? #ElectionNight #WalkingDead

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@NPR Booooooooooooooooooooooo! #Vote2020 #Evil

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Who the hell are these people? 30% going well? No wonder why @TheTweetOfGod is drunk already!

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

What do US voters think of efforts to contain the pandemic?

Early national exit poll shows 30% of voters said efforts are going "somewhat well", compared to 35% who say "very badly"

#Election2020 https://t.co/fVQ13KG8wT

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I can’t find my hidden stash of moonshine.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Dammit I didnt mean to get this drunk this quickly